Is it possible that our purpose as humans is to destroy the earth?

I am not liking summer so far. I hate how I stay up so late and wake up so late, I hate how everything feels hot and lazy, I hate how I fell hot and lazy. I have not really accomplished anything, except for finishing two wonderfully interesting books: DIARY by Chuck Palahniuk and TEMPLE by Matthew Reilly. DIARY posed some intriguing questions ( Read more... )

today I was flipping through the channels and came across "Highway," a movie about two teenagers taking a cross-country ride to Seattle, starring...

JARED LETO

AND

JAKE GYLLENHAAL

mmmmm.

Today I went to the school Newspaper Banquet and received the "Biggest Perfectionist" award ( Read more... )

YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.

ALL: So, what will we be doing tomorrow? Call me now ( Read more... )

leaving for Las Vegas today. I hope you all have fun at Prom/Coachella.

Today at work I stood in the bathroom and opened a fortune cookie. The white rectangle said, "The wise thing to do is prepare for the unexpected." Then I thought, I better eat this fortune cookie before something unexpected happens that would prevent me from eating it. So I ate it.

[sad face] no takers.

I want to go to prom so I can do drugs in a pretty dress.

Any takers?