It's a right I defend over and over again

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Last week already eh?

I just wanna give a shoutout hurr to everybody at our fucking kickass school. I ♥ YALL. And summer is going to be so fucking crazy even though I'm gonna cry my fucking eyes out on Thursday. But hey, I've done that every year, so I can't really break tradition anyway. I guess I have a soft heart.Maybe a lil too soft. At the

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HAIL TO THE KING
HAIL TO THE QUEEN
HAIL TO THE PRINCESS AURORA

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In a far away land, long ago, lived a king and his fair queen. Many years had they longed for a child and finally their wish was granted. A daughter was born, and they called her Aurora. Yes, they named her after the dawn for she filled their lives with sunshine. Then a great holiday was proclaimed throughout the kingdom, so that all of high or low estate might pay homage to the infant princess. And our story begins on that most joyful day.

[On that most joyyyful day, On that joyyyyyfulll dayyy]

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One gift, beauty rare
Full of sunshine in her hair
Lips that shame the red red rose
She'll walk with springtime
Wherever she goes

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Fauna:
Tiny princess, my gift shall be the gift of song.
Choir:
One gift, the gift of song
Melody her whole life long
The nightingale's her troubadour
Bringing her sweet serenade
to her door
Merryweather:
Sweet princess, my gift shall be ...

[A blow of the wind, the door of the castle swings open. Lightning and thunder. Maleficent appears]

Flora:
Why, it's Maleficent!
Merryweather:
What does she want here?
Fauna:
Shhh!
Maleficent:
Well, quite a glittering assemblage, King Stefan. Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and, how quaint, even the rebel.

[Merryweather starts angrily starts to fly towards Maleficent but is held back by Flora]

Merryweather:
I really felt quite distressed of not receiving an invitation.
Merryweather:
YOU WERNT WANTED (BITCH)

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HAHHAAHAHAHHA

Maleficent: Not wa- a ha ha. Oh, what an awkward situation. (YOU ARE SO UGLY THAT ITS AWKWARD TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE) In that case, I'd best be on my way.
Queen: So you're not offended Your Excellency?
Maleficent: Why, no. (ARE YOU DUMB OR WHAT)

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you are just like her =X

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she's at the top of my family tree.
but i can appreciate the good of that movie. like "fiona." haha