Comments | _draco_m_: read all the way through for important party info and a couple of laughs

_draco_m_

read all the way through for important party info and a couple of laughs

Jul 30, 2006 11:17

The patio bustled with elfin activity as Malfoy Manor put on it's Aires-- and it absolutely glistened. The massive crystal punch bowl was nearly brimming over the sides with the pink froth and smoke of punch, matching crystal goblets lined up neatly beside it on the long serving table. More serving tables held finger sandwiches, salad, cheese ( Read more... )

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_torturedslyth_ August 2 2006, 15:59:03 UTC

Having just done another round of jello shots- well, not a round, more like a few mouthfuls- with Andy to get re-drunk (thanks to the unfortunate side effets of the healing spell), Tracey wandered over to Draco and draped her arms around his neck.

She was definitely a bit buzzed again, but even if she was completely sober, she still would have done it.

"I bet I taste like strawberries. Wanna find out?" she asked, running her hands over his amazing abs.

I just called, to say, I love [this comment]! _draco_m_ August 2 2006, 16:17:36 UTC

Draco almost lost his own nonbalance, one arm about her waist to regain it. He had narrowed his eyes in an attempt to concentrate and see better about 4 jello shots ago, and they had stuck there since. His slitted eyes slid over to Tracey's. A giggle bubbled from beneath Tracey's hand and out through his throat. With a sincere drunken innocence, he asked her-

"but where?"

Re: I just called, to say, I love [this comment]! _torturedslyth_ August 2 2006, 17:08:26 UTC

"Where do I taste like strawberries? Why, everywhere!" Tracey cried, thinking about how cute his giggle was. She ran her hands over the same spot to see if she could get him to do it again.

"Where would you like to taste first?" she asked with a seductive, yet very drunk, come-hither look.

_draco_m_ August 2 2006, 17:19:17 UTC

Draco furrowed his brow in thought.

"I would like to taste in the jacuzzi," he said sensibly, "it seems that hasn't been turned to jell-o, yet." He gave a large grin and stepped in that direction.

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bringit_baddock August 2 2006, 19:26:35 UTC

Malcolm, arriving fashionably two hours late, had wormed his way through the crowd and was lurking around the bushes, sipping on his own little mix of something or other, and picking out any fresh, young meat for him to stalk. Boys-he was definitely in the mood for boys ( ... )

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bringit_baddock August 3 2006, 05:04:21 UTC

"'Cusie moi," Malcolm said in a long, drawn out tone, "I believe I called dibs." He grabbed Adrian's wrist and jerked the bottle away with his other hand. "Besides, I need to catch up with you anyway."

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Tracey xD _andy_andreyno_ August 3 2006, 15:46:46 UTC

Glancing around, Andy smiled evilly and said, "Good. Now time for some fun."

"First things first" he said, walking around tapping the furniture with his wand, "We get this stuff to fight."

As he said the word fight, each piece of furniture jumped up and began brawling with another.

"Your turn." he said to Tracey.

Re: Tracey xD _torturedslyth_ August 3 2006, 16:00:57 UTC

"Well, seeing as I don't have a really cool wand right now," Tracey said, looking around the room, deep in drunken thought. That painting was nice. So was the one over there.

IDEA.

She took one, then the other, switched them, and turned them upside down.

For some reasno she thought that was really funny.

"Yeah, that guy looks sick upside down," she said, pointing to the painting. She started walking through the room and other on the other side of the hall, doing the same to every painting she found.

Re: Tracey xD _andy_andreyno_ August 3 2006, 16:08:11 UTC

Grinning evilly, Andy started running from room to room tapping each wall and floor with his wand, turning them all eye-injuring combinations of neon yellow, green, blue, pink, and orange.

"It's so hideous it's beautiful!" he said with a tear, partially brought on by pride and partially by the contrasting colors now giving him a headache.

Pulling a lump of jello out of his pocket, he munched on it thoughtfully thinking of what else to do.

For kicks, he set up a booth that said "Bets", and manned it with an animated footstool, taking bets on the furniture fights. Walking away, he stopped, turned aruond, and put two galleons on the leather sofa in the sofa vs. the recliner.

Re: Tracey xD _torturedslyth_ August 3 2006, 16:09:52 UTC

"Dude..." Tracey said. She was standing in the hallway turning her head from side to side like a confused dog, staring at the only hideous thing in the house- this stupid statue in front of her.

"Can you change this thing's face?" she asked him.

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xD _draco_m_ August 3 2006, 20:49:12 UTC

He'd plopped into a seat at a patio table, sipping a bellvedere martini, taking a moment for himself. There was an impressive crowd surrounding him and the pool area, the serving tables had to be replenished many times, and he was satisfied. Almost. Until he noticed smoke and something went off in his head that he should investigate.

Draco stumbled, drunk, into the poolhouse.

"Wot in bloody hell.." His jaw dropped. The smoke was thick and warm, and he coughed once before he saw the cirlce of Hufflepuffs sitting crosslegged on the space rug. And passing a foot tall, purple plastic bong.

--Huffles were hotboxing his poolhouse.

"MERLIN!"

WOO 300 xD _andy_andreyno_ August 4 2006, 03:33:07 UTC

banana.