DUDE.

I so want a pet millipede....

I ADORE them.

Because only you all would be able to appreciate this:

I was writing out a shopping list and instead of writing "baby wipes" I accidently wrote "baby whips."

So basically boys have cooties.

I say we should overturn our current government and send all the males to an underground burrow. We will have a peaceful matriarchal hunter-gatherer society. And we shall all be lesbians.

I think that would be fantastic.

So right now a piece of last semester is clawing its way out of its grave. And it has zombie hands. Is this what its going to be like?

Because EVERYONE needs an Amish French-horn playing Guinea Pig in their life ( Read more... )

Ah! My poor roommate is stuck in Kansas City Airport...

... what a place to be stranded...

So I'm sitting here waiting for my hall to trickle back in and fill in the cracks of emptiness. So far, there are only a handful of people here and neither of my roommates has arrived. I am all unpacked and it looks like no one had ever left. It just occured to me that I could write an entry too keep myself entertained for a few minutes...

I had the ( Read more... )

First of all, I can't believe you folks let me buy and consume an entire 20 oz bottle of Vault. I'm sitting here grinning obnoxiously and shaking as if I were on CRACK ( Read more... )

Ok: Startling revalation of THE century.

http://www.myspace.com/aliamshow

If that is Liam Kyle Sullivan (the dude who made "Shoes")'s REAL myspace....

He fucking graduated from KP!

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