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[_drunkard]

I locked my fucking keys in my GODDAMN CAR today. I was so pissed. Joe, surprisingly, didn't yell at me. He was being really cool about it. I asked him if he thought Erik could open it, and he said no. I thought he could, so I called him anyways

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[quoggenzocker]

I say SMACK-A-HOE!

#1 Boyfriend thinks she's hot = meh
#2 Bitch stole muh sunglasses?! = OH MAN, IT'S ON!

;)

[jackininmysock]

shes fuckin jewish. wtf. she doesn't put out anyways. no worries. but hey...say im coming -.- lol. just to trick them. that way..she can't go o.O