Everyone should do this. It's kind of neat.

"through my tears" by neutral milk hotel ( Read more... )

Movie night with Karina, Alison and Kyle. (Three of the coolest people I know).

Me This movie sucks. Let's climb up on the roof!

Alison I can totally see your beaver!
Me Did you just say 'beaver'? Who says 'beaver'?
Alison ...My mom.

Kyle If you stare into the chimney-abyss long enough, eventually the chimney-abyss stares into you ( Read more... )

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There's like a dollar's worth of pennies all over the inside of my car. When the other car hit me, they flew out of my change tray and went everywhere. I remember thinking, Fuck, I'm gonna have to pick up all of these. So I glued them to the upholstery where they fell. Because I am art, baby.

Overall, my spring break was outstanding ( Read more... )

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"I want to call you this weekend because I'm determined to make more out of this friendship."
"...Then don't leave."What a beautiful, hopeless, epitomizing culmination to the week I wasted struggling to form new bonds with other human beings ( Read more... )

Miranda got a cool haircut!
I'd post pictures but my face looks fat in all of them.
I love day spas and overpriced lattes.
And boys who speak Japanese and keep secrets.
And my gentle Gentile cousin.

Public Service Announcement (3/26/05)
Anyone who puts Mardi Gras beads on their rearview mirror is an asshole.
Carry on.

The Department of Motor Vehicles is boring as fuck.
I failed my driving test and my mother called me a fucking retard.
I have to read 70+ pages about cell reproduction and fail another test tomorrow morning.
My head hurts and I have no friends.
I just want to cry.