My computer at home is officially broken...Which totally sucks because its times like these that I really need to vent and doing it online is the best way for me. And I don't have my cell phone so I can't really call anyone...

life sucks =]

thanks for making it worse =]]

Katie and I are cool again. Thank the Lord. Here's the big ice braker:

• CrazyKa8t [7:08 PM]: we have a paper shredder and iv been shredding papers its soo cooooooollll

wow. It's incredible how much highschoolers care about you. Like I honestly thought they didn't think about me or anything, but they do, and I totally love them for that. Sure, we're ( Read more... )

Looking for Osama Bin Laden? Look no further, I found him. He lives in my house under the assumed name Joanne Chack.

Yes, my mother is in fact the most evil person in the modern world. I just thought I'd give you all fair warning that Osama is closer than you think, and on the verge of destoying peoples' live...beginning with me.

I really don't ( Read more... )

A massacre on the softball field.
First loss to an Oradell team all season.
We gave a new definition to the word "error".
Damn.

The exciting part? Picture this:

7th inning..."BALLS IN!" shit where's my mit?! I ask myself. shit. shitshitshit...ahh, there it is.
I run to the field. A threatening cloud hovers overhead.
A chill in the air.
Ally Mac' ( Read more... )

Pronunciation: "re-l&-'ti-v&-tE

Tina Milano, I give you the phonetic spelling of RELATIVITY. Do Sam and I a favor and spare us the stuttering.

i love sam!

When you first look at Mrs. Depkin, you may think to yourself, aww, what a sweet old lady: Working in a school, delievering lunches, making announcements...

Don't be fooledThis woman is infact legally insane and should be put away for a long time. She's more evil then my mom. The Devil pops a boner over her and Hitler shakes in his grave ( Read more... )

Two updates in one day?! Damn, I'm a Live Journal Junkie. And it's only day 1 ( Read more... )