Married to Jimmy now, except I still have dreams about Iggy Pop... weird. I am bored with the Sims though... whoa. In real life, I've only been sleeping a few hours a night. Yay for insomnia. (Not sleeping makes me ugly!) The 4 hours or so I got last night resulted in a dream about going to a Weezer concert and getting a tattoo. And I might ( Read more... )

Well first off, remember how my mommy has a website where she sells jewelry? (Well maybe you don't. In that case, you know now, because I just told you. Ha!) Well today someone bought THE ENTIRE WEBSITE, minus about 2 or 3 items. Whoaaa. With the profit, she says, she's going to by a clarinet ( Read more... )

Life is just great. I'm not even being sarcastic! I went camping (you know, in an RV) with my grandmother (The Cat Lady, not Pill-Popping Bipolar Grandmother or Stick-Up-Her-Ass Grandmother) at that weird place in some weird hillbilly town. All the men have mullets (and not the cool David Bowie kind, either) and they all sit around drinking Bud ( Read more... )

I'll be in Hillbilly a go-go Land (lower Delaware) until Monday. There is no internet or cell phone service there so you are free of my ramblings clogging up your friends page until then! :-D ( Read more... )

Keith, you're the best person to talk to ( Read more... )

When I was little, I was obsessed with the 80's. I had this outfit, it consisted of a red shirt, really huge white pants (dubbed the "Random Cotton Pants" as some of you may remember), these weird red stilettos, and a zebra-striped blazer with huge gold buttons and SHOULDER PADS. I would go absolutely everywhere in this outfit, and I still have ( Read more... )

! Wear a twirly skirt with a PETTICOAT underneath ( Read more... )

Music is just great. It's so great that when I listen to it, I can see waves of greatness radiating from the speakers and dancing around in the air like waves of greatness radiating from speakers and dancing around in the air ( Read more... )

Well I guess you guys haven't heard from me in a while. (Well, a few days.) I've been busy, with, y'know... stuff. I volunteered at the library yesterday and today. I get to sit behind a desk and look official! I even have a little phone. The only person who calls me is my mummy, though. (Who is in the other room working at the reference ( Read more... )

Oh yeah, and my fucking fish died about 1 hour before I left for camp. I just remembered that.