Obviously I know NOW he was a vampire! Geez! But... I had a cross! LOOK!
*pulls the cross out of her shirt* Shouldn't he have burst into flames or something? Geez, it's not like these things take batteries!
*shakes it, blinking as she feels something beneath her fingers* Oh God, my sister is going to kill me. I got blood on her shirt! Why didn't you intervene sooner if you knew that he was a vampire?! What are you, deficient?
And yup, that's the kind of carnivale I mean. Games, rides, eating candy 'til you throw up... Kissing booths. Eww! *shakes head* I have issues.
Wanna come? Or do you have more people to save? *looks at him curiously, head tilted to one side* Which leads me to... What are you? Like, a superhero or something? Saving damsels in distress wherever you may roam?
You have issues with kissing booths, good to know. Are they feminist "oh my god those are antiquated destroyers of womens rights" issues, or "eww gross people working there" issues?
Not really a superhero, that involves tights and I just don't have the legs for it. I kill vampires, that's all.
For a town as supposedly as full of them as yours is I'm actually having a lot of time to relax so yeah, I'll go.
Oh, I'm not a feminist. I just have an issue with a not-even-datable-enough-to-be-ex-of-mine working there. I pretty much think each to their own, as long as they're not crunching on me.
*laughs* You could get away with tights. Maybe a cape. Although I draw the line at Spandex suits because eww. *smiles* Cool. You shall be my date. We shall eat, drink, get merry - and you shall not puke on me no matter how much cotton candy you eat. I, in return, promise the same.
No it's just...she was fifteen, I was seventeen and she got killed in front of me and I'm a little on the psycho side about it. Just fair warning, sort of a 'hi, I'm your date and I may be on the unstable side' kind of warning.
Well, to be fair? I did kind of grab my boobs in front of you. And I did yell at you for killing my date who was trying to suck my face off through my neck. So maybe I should be on the unhinged pile as well.
Look, Tristan, *glances up at him* When you're not being all annoying and cocky? You're actually pretty easy to get along with. And since you're not trying to bite me? You get brownie points for that alone.
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Hmm, something to hit finally?
*vamp takes the girl to a park and procedes to attack her*
Hey, Sunshine, you need some serious fashion tips, the tab collars are impressing no one.
*kicks the vamp away and stakes him*
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Oh my God... Oh my God...
You killed my date!
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Yeah. You know if you want I could sweep him up and you could take him home in a doggie bag.
Being as that he was a vampire and all.
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Obviously I know NOW he was a vampire! Geez! But... I had a cross! LOOK!
*pulls the cross out of her shirt* Shouldn't he have burst into flames or something? Geez, it's not like these things take batteries!
*shakes it, blinking as she feels something beneath her fingers* Oh God, my sister is going to kill me. I got blood on her shirt! Why didn't you intervene sooner if you knew that he was a vampire?! What are you, deficient?
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You said a carnivale?
Like games and rides and eat cotton candy till you may get sick if you eat another bite?
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It's all the rage up in California, I'm told.
And yup, that's the kind of carnivale I mean. Games, rides, eating candy 'til you throw up... Kissing booths. Eww! *shakes head* I have issues.
Wanna come? Or do you have more people to save? *looks at him curiously, head tilted to one side* Which leads me to... What are you? Like, a superhero or something? Saving damsels in distress wherever you may roam?
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Not really a superhero, that involves tights and I just don't have the legs for it. I kill vampires, that's all.
For a town as supposedly as full of them as yours is I'm actually having a lot of time to relax so yeah, I'll go.
*smiles and tucks the stake in his belt*
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*laughs* You could get away with tights. Maybe a cape. Although I draw the line at Spandex suits because eww.
*smiles* Cool. You shall be my date. We shall eat, drink, get merry - and you shall not puke on me no matter how much cotton candy you eat. I, in return, promise the same.
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More cotton candy?
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Well, to be fair? I did kind of grab my boobs in front of you. And I did yell at you for killing my date who was trying to suck my face off through my neck. So maybe I should be on the unhinged pile as well.
Look, Tristan, *glances up at him* When you're not being all annoying and cocky? You're actually pretty easy to get along with. And since you're not trying to bite me? You get brownie points for that alone.
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*grins at her*
I'm afraid after the boob thing I'd already put you in the unhinged pile.
*ducks*
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*arches her eyebrow* You should have just been glad I didn't lift my shirt, Mister.
*swats him on the arm*
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