i hate how people think they can pull off an english accent just by saying " 'ello gov'nor " or "cheerio" or "bloody hell" or "wingardium leviosa"

umm...no

i hate when you put food in your mouth, it's half-chewed and your nose starts a-tickling, nostrils a-flaring, and all of a sudden "ACHOO!" and out spews your half-eaten ding dong into your hand ( Read more... )

I was doing some research...

are nouns more offensive than adjectives?

Is "he's a Jew" more offensive than "he's Jewish"?
Is "he's a gay" more offensive than "he's gay"?

Is it more offensive to be proclaimed as something or to be described by it?

The college classes I am in are full of idiots. These sorority girls in my Stats II class had a 20-minute conversation about the new Facebook and their hate of its new features. Though I may've agreed with some of what they said, if one is stupid-looking on the outside, I think one should take extra precaution to ensure others that the inside is ( Read more... )

some people read when they're bored. others smoke or drink. most turn on some porn and beat it...

( this is what i do... )

so........

who wants to go see copeland with me?

(i'm hoping this gets more responses than n.e.r.d. :( )

so, this weekend i realized that R.Kelly is not such a bad person. sometimes the kid is just that irresistible. and you might just wanna throw age out the window and pounce. i'm in love.

andres mira<3<3

why are all the guys i meet such fuckin cowards? i need a manly man. someone who can not only stand up for me, but to me. i want a guy who's gonna throw me around, beat me up a little bit. i need a black guy.

everyone says that once i stop lookin for him is when he'll show up.

i reference this to a game of mario. a castle or ghosthouse level. when you're looking at the ghosts they don't move, but as soon as you turn your back on them, they follow.

well, i just hope if he does reach me, i don't die like mario.

you know it's time for a new pair of shoes when after walking and dancing in them all day, you take them off and they smell like butterscotch.