My family will be gone later today.

I don't have to work till Tuesday.

I get paid today.

I got SOCOM 2 Online.

Saw the Fantastic 4/ate Subway/went to the Vickers' w/ Finger.

3 weeks of no Jordan...how can that get any better?

Bitches and hoes be all up in my shit.

Sounds good. Sounds very...good.

PS: Don't "think"....please, know.

What is your most enjoyable memory with me?

Only the coolest kids have twenty-two hundred(20/200) vision and hives! in their eyelids.

On the way home from Vans, I peed in a quart Gatorade bottle.

I left it in Cattleman's Publix's parking lot.

It was almost all the way full.

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I taught the 8 year old to skim in a matter of 20 minutes.

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I SOLD MY FUCKING SKATES ON EBAYYY.

FUCK YES. FINALLY.

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Fuck it. No more birthday shit. It'll be just another day.

I won't do anything; just like every other birthday I've had.

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