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"I'm sweating like my grandmother's vagina in Phoenix." -Daniel "Fanny" Hawk

"Andrew, when I see your dad, I don't think, "That guy has worked with guns his entire life." When I see your dad, I think, "That guy could probably make a mean chocolate cake."

Bethany: "Were you in R.E.M. when i woke you up?
DJ: Uh...no, I was in bed.

I just got finished watching Ocean's Eleven and Ocean'es Twelve. As soon as I finsished watching them, I found out that Bernie Mac died this morning.

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"Kandace...I want you to fuck that pancake...with your gigantic penis. Because you are a man. "

-Me

"Remember when the Elks Lodge was gonna fall into the river and it was in the paper everyday? Well, me and a few friends decided to write our girlfriends' names on the retaining wall, with the intention of getting some when they saw their names on the front page. Unfortunately, as soon as they did that, they stopped putting pictures of the wall ( Read more... )

I've got a friend, Jon Crocker of California, who is supposed to play a show in Clarkston on February 1st. Unfortunately, the venue he was scheduled to play at shut down not too long ago, and now he's kind of screwed for that night. If anyone can think of anywhere in Lewiston or Clarkston where he would be able to play that night, please let me ( Read more... )

I had forgotten how wonderful System Link Halo is. Especially with DerKyle, Chaz, and Russ Moody.

Thanks, guys.