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Mine:
Middle Name: Eileen
Eye Color: green & brown
Hair Color: copper
Height: 5'7''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Heritage: irish
Tattoos: 1, but I don't really like it
Piercings: 2 ears
Nicknames: babygirl
Shoes You Wore Today: brown slip-on Chucks
Your Weakness? Michael
Your Fears? electricity
Your Perfect Pizza? half Hawaiian, half Meatzeria
Your Best Physical Feature? my hair
Your Bedtime? pshh
Your Best Childhood Memory? the circus
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger? LoL
Your First Thoughts When Waking Up? "go away Michael."
Favorite TV show: Star Trek TNG
Favorite cuisine: Chinese Japenese knobby knees
Favorite Potato chip: anything with french onion dip on it
Favorite sandwich: turkey and mayo
Favorite candy bar: hundred-grand
Favorite time of day: supper
Favorite sport to watch: um...cheerleading
Favorite item of clothing: my denim jacket
Favorite day of the week: the one that doesn't end in y
Favorite restaurant: The Noisy Oyster
Favorite flower: daisies and dandelions
Favorite ice cream: cake batter flayverd
Favorite fast food restaurant: Taco Bell
Favorite color: greenish green
Do you Smoke? like a freight train
Do you Swear? like a sailor
Do you Sing? like a tea kettle
Do you Shower Daily? if "daily" means once a week or so
Do you have pets? a pet has me
Do you belive in yourself? I used to
Do you get Motion Sickness? sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive? not really
Do you get along with your Parents? every other month
Do you like Thunderstorms? no I get scurred
Do you play an Instrument? kinda sorta
McDonalds or Burger King: Mickey Dees
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Brisk baybee
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso
Disney or Warner Brothers: Disney. I have a bambi purse!
Diamonds or Pearls: pearls
Lake or Ocean or River: lake
Croutons or Bacon Bits: both
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Morning Person or Night Owl: I'm nocturnal
Ever been Drunk? occasionally
Ever been called a Tease? probably
Ever been Beaten up? probably NOT
Ever Shoplifted? yes. (been caught? YES.)
Ever been to Africa? last night, as a matter of fact!
Ever been toilet papering? in Africa
Ever love someone so much it made you cry? almost on a daily basis
Ever been in a car accident? no way. I'm a PERFECT automobile operator.
What was the last movie you saw: Madagascar on-demand
What did you have for breakfast: a Camel light
What foods do you dislike: tomatoes
What kind of car do you drive: a big ole granpa car
What characteristics do you despise: annoyingness, people who think they're cool/funny (but aren't)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a bookstore owner
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam
What time did you get up this morning: er...plead the 5th
What color is your bathroom: beige, like everything in this damn apartment
What laundry detergent do you use: ALL spring burst
What size shoe do you wear: 8
What did you want to be when you were little: a motorcycle
What are the different jobs you have had in your life: sno-cone gurl, skanky bookstore clerk, game-
room point redeemer, housewife
What color underwear are you wearing: nadda
What color is your bedroom carpet: beige with small brown polka dots...oh wait
What do you do most often when you are bored: try to write stuff
What are you listening to right now: Broken by Bad Religion
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos? well, they weren't in a box. and I only ate half.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi? ew.
Number of times I failed my driver's test: none, surprisingly
Number of Drugs I have taken: tylenol, aspirin, robitussin DM...the list goes on.
Number of CDs I own: infinite
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 95%
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year? be able to bounce a quarter of my massive buns of steel
Have you Been in Love? certainly
Are you a Health Freak? I wish I had the will power to be
How do you want to Die? in a kiddie pool full of jello
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? California
Where would you want to retire to? Austrailia
From whom did you get your last email? MY email has beein infected with MICHAELS stuff, so I hardly get anything anymore
Which stores would you choose to max out your credit card? B & N, Pacsun
Last person you went to lunch with? I don't DO lunch
Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? My birthday is Friday, I ain't got no job, and I ain't got shit to do...
Mikeys:
Middle Name: Everett
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: skank blonde
Height: 69 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: right-o
Heritage: none
Tattoos: dos
Piercings: negative
Nicknames: formerly known as Tubz
Shoes You Wore Today: combat boots
Your Weakness? my anger
Your Fears? losing my wife
Your Perfect Pizza? all the meats & anchovies & banana peppers
Your Best Physical Feature? the scar on my forehead
Your Bedtime? when my wife permits it
Your Best Childhood Memory? n/a
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger? =)
Your First Thoughts When Waking Up? "god her breath smells bad"
Favorite TV show: Family Guy / Viva la Bam
Favorite cuisine: Kid cuisine
Favorite Potato chip: Munchos
Favorite sandwich: Nike Po' Boy
Favorite candy bar: Snickers with almonds
Favorite time of day: turnover
Favorite sport to watch: college bball
Favorite item of clothing: my DC shoes
Favorite day of the week: Humpday
Favorite restaurant: Ryan's
Favorite flower: my testosterone prevents me from answering this question
Favorite ice cream: oreo cookies & cream
Favorite color: blue
Do you Smoke? yes
Do you Swear? fuck yeah
Do you Sing? yeah
Do you Shower Daily? no
Do you have pets? a beautiful Phreeduh (basset hound)
Do you belive in yourself? I believe anything I can see
Do you get Motion Sickness? nope
Do you think you are Attractive? nope
Do you get along with your Parents? half of em
Do you like Thunderstorms? hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument? everyone of them
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vah-nil-ah
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuckin neither
Disney or Warner Brothers: WB
Diamonds or Pearls: I can't swim and I'm claustrophobic
Lake or Ocean or River: ocean
Croutons or Bacon Bits: bacotons
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Morning Person or Night Owl: hoot hoot
Ever been Drunk? drunk being falling down or drunk being not remembering falling down?
Ever been called a Tease? too many times to count (whore)
Ever been Beaten up? nah
Ever Shoplifted? yep
Ever been to Africa? I was born there. I'm an African-American Protestant Clan Member Jew.
Ever been toilet papering? yep
Ever love someone so much it made you cry? well I am married
Ever been in a car accident? none that weren't my fault
What was the last movie you saw: Bareback Mountme
What did you have for breakfast: my wife was too sleepy
What foods do you dislike: anything healthy
What kind of car do you drive: the kind with wheels
What characteristics do you despise: if somebody talks to much or always one-ups you
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a little kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Belgium (love my waffles)
What time did you get up this morning: before the sun did
What color is your bathroom: white-ish
What laundry detergent do you use: you mean what laundry detergent does my wife not use?
What size shoe do you wear: 12
What did you want to be when you were little: a big kid
What are the different jobs you have had in your life: wal-mart bitch, grease monkey, gopher, USAF Hydraulics System Journeyman
What color underwear are you wearing: purple (haha)
What color is your bedroom carpet: shit brown
What do you do most often when you are bored: aggravate my wife
What are you listening to right now: my wife ask me questions
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos? no, the empty "package" speaks for itself
In the past month have you eaten Sushi? no
Number of times I failed my driver's test: 1
Number of Drugs I have taken: just pills-n-pot
Number of CDs I own: i dunno...who counts their CDs?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 9th through 10th through 10th through 10th grade...get it?
Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year? Get my 5 level, become A1C, treat Lana better
How do you want to Die? suicide or while laying in the bed a ceiling fan falls and chops me to pieces
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? to the bathroom
Where would you want to retire to? the land of Oz. I love midget fun.
From whom did you get your last email? the bastards who sent me a broken guitar
Which store would you max out your credit card in? JCWhitney.com
Last person you went to lunch with? Hooters with the boss
Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? I got my first period.