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Oct 04, 2005 20:44

So, I talked to my aunt, Missy, on MSN today. We talked about Chris and... well that's pretty much it. Just Chris.

It made me laugh a lot.


Blah says:
yo
Blah says:
who is this?
Blah says:
kate?
Sometimes, it feels like the world's almost over. says:
Yes.
Sometimes, it feels like the world's almost over. says:

Sometimes, it feels like the world's almost over. says:
How art thou?
Blah says:
hel-LO??
Blah says:
I knew it was you... all tragic and all
Aunt Sissy says:
peachy
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Of course.
Aunt Sissy says:
how's about you>?
Aunt Sissy says:
Oh lord...
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I'm pretty... well, I'm as good as I can be, considering mom just told me my boyfriend was only interested in me for sex.
Aunt Sissy says:
ahhh.....
Aunt Sissy says:
he probably is
Aunt Sissy says:

So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Bah.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
No.
Aunt Sissy says:
I assume he's a teenager
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
He's... eighteen.
Aunt Sissy says:
oh... yeah... then definitely
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
>=(
Aunt Sissy says:
well?
Aunt Sissy says:
that's "all" they're ever interested in at that age
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Not at all.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:

Aunt Sissy says:
sorry....
Aunt Sissy says:
I've been there ya know
Aunt Sissy says:
Listen....
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I'm listening.
Aunt Sissy says:
I know you don't want to hear that
Aunt Sissy says:
it sucks
Aunt Sissy says:
but....
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Say something wise.
Aunt Sissy says:
on the off chance that he's "not" just interested in sex
Aunt Sissy says:
just be friends with him for a while
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
...I was just friends with him for two months.
Aunt Sissy says:
talk, hang out (chaperoned)
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
And I got tired of that.
Aunt Sissy says:
well, so what? what do you want to do now?
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I am dating him.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
And that's what I want.
Aunt Sissy says:
and what does that entail?
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Nothing.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
It entails that I am allowed to tell people that he's my boyfriend.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Honestly, we kissed and held hands more, before we started dating.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
So it doesn't really matter.
Aunt Sissy says:
well, I know your mom isn't going to let you "go out" with him
Aunt Sissy says:
you're too young
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
She told me, today, that she was thinking about letting him come over here and watch movies or something...
Aunt Sissy says:
well, that's good
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
[As if I would allow her to be in the same room as him.]
Aunt Sissy says:

Aunt Sissy says:
get over it
Aunt Sissy says:
at least she's giving you that
Aunt Sissy says:
if he's not just interested in sex, he'll come over, hang out, won't pressure you for sex and he won't let you sneak out to see him
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
You see... he doesn't know that I'm not supposed to be out with him until we're already together.
Aunt Sissy says:
and if you're smart and want to show your mom you can handle "dating", you won't sneak out or sneak off to see him and you won't lie to your mom and shit
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I know... but it's HARD when she'll hardly let me SPEAK to him.
Aunt Sissy says:
well, you have to be honest with him if you like him or it's not going to work anyway
Aunt Sissy says:
like on the phone and stuff?
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
She doesn't tell me I can't talk to him on the phone, but she's always like, "Who are you talking to?" "Chris." "WELL BE SURE TO BE OFF THE PHONE WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WHEN YOU'RE GROUNDED... YOU ARE JAILBAIT."
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I swear to God, she really yells incessantly about how I'm jailbait when I'm on the phone with him.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
*Or you're grounded.
Aunt Sissy says:
Well, maybe I can talk to her about that
Aunt Sissy says:
she's just worried about you Kate
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I know she is.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
It's just... really irritating.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I'm trying, though. :\
Aunt Sissy says:
she and I both know how bad it hurts to fall in love with someone and then have them treat you like shit
Aunt Sissy says:
and let's face it, this is mostly about sex
Aunt Sissy says:
(her point of view)
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
But, I DON'T HAVE SEX.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:

So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I will not.
Aunt Sissy says:
I know
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Until I'm married.
Aunt Sissy says:
well...
Aunt Sissy says:
never say never darlin'
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I won't.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
And Chris [and everydamnbody else I know] is well aware of it.
Aunt Sissy says:
but let me say this about it, even though you say you aren't going to
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Excuse my language.
Aunt Sissy says:
no problem
Aunt Sissy says:
when you fall in love with someone (get close to someone)
Aunt Sissy says:
sex is eventually going to come up
Aunt Sissy says:
sex is different for men and women
Aunt Sissy says:
when a woman has sex with a man, it makes her feel emotionally closer to him
Aunt Sissy says:
men don't think like that
Aunt Sissy says:
sex is just a bodily function to them
Aunt Sissy says:
no matter what they say
Aunt Sissy says:
see... if you all date and end up having sex and then break up
Aunt Sissy says:
he'll probably be over it in a split second
Aunt Sissy says:
you, on the other hand would be devastated
Aunt Sissy says:
and that effects the way you think of yourself from then on
Aunt Sissy says:
it's like a little crack in your emotions and the more cracks you get, the harder it is to trust, and when the right person "does" come along, you'll have all this shit you have to get over and he'll have to deal with and it may cause problems
Aunt Sissy says:
even 20 years from now
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I already don't trust people.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
That's the thing - I have the heart&mind of a forty-year-old woman.
Aunt Sissy says:
that would make it waaaaay worse
Aunt Sissy says:
not.... really
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I know.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
But... still.
Aunt Sissy says:
you'll know what I mean in about 25 years
Aunt Sissy says:
I'll try and talk to her about yelling stuff while you're on the phone and stuff
Aunt Sissy says:
but you have to promise to try and be mature and don't sneak out and lie and shit
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I will.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I've pretty much decided against it, from now on.
Aunt Sissy says:
this is a really bad time for you, I know
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
If I need to see him, I'll find a way to do so without going behind Mom's back.
Aunt Sissy says:
but it is for your mom too
Aunt Sissy says:
okay, but you have to be careful not to cross a line, or you'll be fuckec
Aunt Sissy says:
oops... fucked
Aunt Sissy says:
and talk about being embarrassed
Aunt Sissy says:
there's no telling what your mom would do to him
Aunt Sissy says:

So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I know.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:

Aunt Sissy says:
hee hee
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
She's already threatened having him imprisoned and shit.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
And... uh... stuff.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:

Aunt Sissy says:
I can imagine
Aunt Sissy says:
that's why "you" have to be mature and don't fuck up
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I will not.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Because I really don't want to be the reason he goes to jail.
Aunt Sissy says:
that includes sneaking out and lying and having sex
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I will not fuck up, that is. I WILL be mature.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I WILL NOT HAVE SEX.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:

Aunt Sissy says:
okay
Aunt Sissy says:
stick to that
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I will.
Aunt Sissy says:
call me if you need me
Aunt Sissy says:
305-4378
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
...Just so you know, he's got a $500 phone bill because of me.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I will.
Aunt Sissy says:
lol!
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Wait... we don't have long-distance.
Aunt Sissy says:
well, email me and I'll call you
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I'll be sure to do that.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I've been meaning to, for ages, because I needed to talk to you about Chris.
Aunt Sissy says:
craized1@charter.net
Aunt Sissy says:
well, just email me when ya wanna talk and I'll call ya - it's free for me
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I shall.
Aunt Sissy says:
I gotta go and wash these paint rollers and shit if you are good for now
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I am.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:

Aunt Sissy says:
okay
Aunt Sissy says:
I love you
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I love you.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Haha... bye.
Aunt Sissy says:
I don't wanna see you get hurt either
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I don't want to see me get hurt, either.
Aunt Sissy says:
I fucked up my life, I'd hate to see it happen to you
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
But... he's a good guy... much better than the people I've been involved with before...
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I know. I'm being careful.
Aunt Sissy says:
okay, 'cause I'll just bring my redneck son to kick his ass if he fucks up
Aunt Sissy says:
no jail, just a redneck ass-whoopin'
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
HAHAHA
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
And Chris, seeing as how he's from Southern Los Angeles, won't know what to do.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
It'll be great.
Aunt Sissy says:
big deal, have you seen Corey?
Aunt Sissy says:
and Jeff is wirey
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Haha.
Aunt Sissy says:
ain't nothin' like a hillbilly ass-whoopin'
Aunt Sissy says:
oh!
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
And, you know, there have seriously been like seven different people threaten Chris's life over me.
Aunt Sissy says:
one more thing....
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Yes?
Aunt Sissy says:
if you get in a situation you don't think you can get out of
Aunt Sissy says:
grab...twist... pull
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aunt Sissy says:
then run like hell
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
OhmyGod, I can't believe you just said that to me.
Aunt Sissy says:
why?
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
But, I'll be sure to remember that.
Aunt Sissy says:
it's good information
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I guess...
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
But I don't think that'll happen.
Aunt Sissy says:
Not just with him
Aunt Sissy says:
"anybody"
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Oh, "anybody".
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I understand.
Aunt Sissy says:
hee hee
Aunt Sissy says:
you thought I was being nasty
Aunt Sissy says:
LOLOL!
Aunt Sissy says:
defense move
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
...Mom said she's afraid I'm going to be walking down Cumberland Avenue and someone - in the middle of the day, mind you - is going to drunkenly run me over on the sidewalk.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
I knew what you meant.
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Haha.
Aunt Sissy says:
hey, shit happens
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Haha. Apparently.
Aunt Sissy says:
I gotta go Sis
Aunt Sissy says:
I got paint dryin'
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Bye.
Aunt Sissy says:
Love you
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
Love you too.
Aunt Sissy says:
hang in there
So, won't you hold me closer, just one more minute, until the execution's over? says:
You too.
Aunt Sissy says:
bye
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