These are supposedly 25 questions that no one would ever think to ask:
o1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at?
My hair.
o2. How much cash do you have on you?
Absolutely none. I'm dirt poor.
o3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
Chris is wonderful... est.
o4. Favorite plant?
Daisies.
o5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
I'm dirt poor.
o6. What is your main ring tone on your phone?
I hate you.
o7. What shirt are you wearing?
A blue Jimi Hendrix tshirt.
o8. Do you "label" yourself, could you?
That's the stupidest question I've been asked in a while.
o9. Name brand of your shoes currently wearing?
Chuck Taylors, baby.
1o. Bright or Dark Room?
I'm afraid of the dark.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Asante Brown is whiter than I am.
12. Ever "spilled the beans"?
I'm a fifteen year old girl.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell phone say?
Don't have one.
15. Do you ever click on "Pop Ups" or Banners?
I prefer to keep my computer virus-free.
16. What's a saying that you say a lot?
"Yeah, well, what are you gonna do, right?"
17. Who told you they loved you last?
Ariana.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
A stuffed animal that was in my floor.
19. How many hours a week do you work?
God, I'm lazy.
2o. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
About fifty.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Fifteen, I guess.
22. Your worst enemy?
Satan.
23 What is your current desktop picture?
A still from The Kid.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Some random screaming at my mother.
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret?
A million dollars, because I believe that every mistake I've made is part of God's plan.