Overheard

[_evewasframed_]

I'm laying in bed last night reading, and this is what I overhear coming from the kitchen...

Neal: Cat, why are you running from me? It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Neal: No, seriously, it's a sandwich. You've seen one of these---cat! god damnit.

Neal: Peanut butter and jelly! Don't run! Why are you running?

Neal: Stop running away from me and

Comments

[minus_89]

Alright, so the first 3 quotes are pretty realistic. However, the 4th and 5th are tainted by exaggeration.

It's Anna that says 'Are you serious?' all the time.