Man/Woman/Dog/Child, Welcome...and cover ALL of your orifices.

[_excalibur]

Listen. I am Excalibur, called by some the Phallus of Destruction, but called Ridiculously Sexy by most. I am a superhero/supervillian who stalks the earth, assraping anything I can find...well any Man, Woman, Dog, or Child I can find. Anyway, being a crazed cock deity at all times gets kind of harsh, and I really just feel that I need to air

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[everywoman]

i <3333 you!

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[bigkahunaburger]

Outraged!

Just look at me.

Outraged.

Excalibur is I, that is to say that Excalibur bes me. If anyone knew anything about The Excalibur they'd know that they wouldn't know anything about him because they would never know anything except his massive phalis...whoahr.

This is unathorized.

Unless it lures more dog/man/woman/childd into my endless chamber of desecration.

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[everywoman]

i love you

[fallnintocanada]

i can now die happily, knowing that nick has a livejournal and lillian's userpic is a picture of her in her superhero form, Everywoman!

[czarinapizda]

nice icon.

yes, excalibur's icons are great

[_excalibur]

and provided by none other than everywoman