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[_eyestothesky]

i was having a really shitty day until my brother and i decided to call my mom and play napoleon dynamite soundboards. about two minutes later she came into my room telling me about this strange phone call she got from someone asking her what kind of bike she has and if she took if off any jumps. i think i pissed myself

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[oobrynncessoo]

ditto to every word in the last paragraph

[_eyestothesky]

oh brynn, getting rejected sucks doesnt it?

[oobrynncessoo]

yeah... yeah

[spongepie]

hahahhaha...paragraph 1 = make me laugh so hard i choke on my wheat crackers. ahahhahahahha

and on the last paragraph, if youre average, then im...a slug i guess? your pure natural intelligence level is about 600 times bigger than everyone else in the school combined. and some of us might get things because of "traits", but you have to remember that i havent made a coherent thought in over 8 years...and if you dont believe me well...look at me. lol. aka you are a god(dess)

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[_eyestothesky]

haha thanks b-dawg. i laughed pretty hard myself, my mom was so confused. why werent you on my friends list before? i added you

[midmunkiedle]

hahaha... wow, I totally didn't get it the first time I read it. that's awesome