The drive home...

[_fachea_]

Hello giant truck behind me! Yes I see you there. How can I miss your headlights in my rearview mirror? And, yes, I do see know that speed limit sign says 55 m.p.h. But, you see, it has snowed, and the plows haven’t managed to get out this way yet. And though your enormous gas-guzzling tank weighs five times my little sedan, and certainly has

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[catwoman66]

haste makes waste!!!!!!

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[_fachea_]

And apparently a few extra dings in your car...

cute story

[skoolgrrl]

glad you're safe. :)

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[_fachea_]

Thank you, dear. I'm just glad all that snow is melting away now. I'm ready for Spring!

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[skoolgrrl]

me too!

[ratthing]

Aw man that’s karmaic justice at its finest. I hatehatehate assclowns that drive up on your ass like that, no matter what kind of vehicle they’re driving. Whenever some asshole does that to me (even if they aren't [yet] honkin’ ’n’ shit) I go out of my way to fuck up their drive even more by slowing wayyyy down and not making sure they can’t pass. I’ll probably get shot to death one of these days but I severely hate that crap.

Too bad the titwits in the ditch probably wouldn’t have heard a Nelson laugh (“HAH-hah!”) as you drove by.

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[_fachea_]

Karmaic justice defintely balances the scales, and makes driving past that much sweeter!

[tomorrowsman]

You've just made my week. I drive to/from Jefferson every day, and I often have to deal with those pigfucking SUV assheads during these Friday storms we seem to keep getting. I often pray to see them over on their roof after they blow by me at 80 in the snow, but alas, no such luck yet.

A boy can dream, though....

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[_fachea_]

This is proof that it can happen! I always figured that those with 4WD made it home ahead of everyone else, and got away with being bumble-fucks. However, this has rekindled my faith in karma ;)

[babypantz]

omigawd that was a funny entry! Thanks :)