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For some reason this morning I was thinking about the first time I realized that finding a hair in your food is considered to be a rather unpleasant experience for some people. I guess I was about 7 or so and I was sitting in front of the tv eating dinner (I can't remember what it was but I do remember there being mashed potatoes) and my sister

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[markos]

Another clue to your mysterious past. You have a sister. And at one point you consumed food in your life.

[profshacklegack]

rape your sister to teach her a lesson.

[butterweasel]

at least it wasn't a pubic hair

OR WAS IT?

[fre]

that's a bitch for you man, always turnin shit around like it ain't they fault.

[markos]

who the fuck is that in your user icon

[fre]

it's me markos i've been a girl all this time and i'm finally letting everyone know

[markos]

No damn it I demand to know who the woman in your icon is.

[mojocat]

fap i'm excited about november
also, puma man delivers, thank you for the third-party recommendation

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why whats going on in novemeber? are we finally going to do it?!

First party recommendation: Touch of Satan

[mojocat]

today's selection: the incredibly mixed up creatures who stopped living and became crazy fuckin zombies

touch of satan is almost as awesome as "jack frost", which is honestly the best movie i have ever seen in my life

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I have that one. It's good.

You lie.