Happy Birthday Hitler
*throws confetti and shoots a Jew*
justttttttt kidding. I love u guys<3
Prenez Le 5th
IM me or i aint puttin u on my BL. kays?
k
bye bye pixiesgrl69... its been real.<3
edit: report card today...
b+
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not too shabby. i'll to better this semester.
-- Name: Fabio
-- Birth date: 13/89/5552
-- Birthplace: Monoply, BLVD
-- Current Location: Weston, Fl
-- Eye Color: orange
-- Hair Color: vomit peach
-- Height: 2'4
-- Righty or lefty: write
-- Zodiac Sign: casterate
LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: yea yea yea
-- The shoes you wore today: fetttloe
-- Your Weakness: zim
-- Your fears: sharks :x
LAYER THREE:
-- Your most over used phrase on AIM: cunttttttttttt
-- Your thoughts first waking up: birddy bye bye
-- Your best physical feature: that hot as 78 pack i got
--Your bedtime: 13 am
-- Your most missed memory: penis enlargers
LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: carbination will kill you
-- McDonald's or Burger King: BK
-- Single or group dates: quad
-- Adidas or Nike: sugars
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona
-- Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla. sorry guys... chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: ur talking to a colombian u fuck head. heartsnfjasknfjaw
LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: potty
-- Cuss: pretty
-- Sing: god shut up
-- Take a shower everyday: ew
-- Have a crush(es): o yes bender... do it to me hard... harder... hardest... in the universe
-- Do you think you've been in love: whats love got to do with it?
-- Want to go to college: hahahahahaha. college is for the WEAK
-- Like(d) high school: god yes... happy ?
-- Want to get married: to a gay man... yes
-- Believe in yourself: pixie dust
-- Get motion sickness: vomit boy over there... raise them roof
-- Think you're attractive: compared to a parrot
-- Think you're a health freak: eat me
-- Get along with your parent(s): oh baby, you know whats going on ;-)
-- Like thunderstorms: hahaha strike me with lightning ... chill i got my umbrella
-- Play an instrument: i jam out hardcore to the chello
LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: give it up for the alchy
-- Smoked: me
-- Done a drug: hahahahah drugs are like so 1977. god
-- Had Sex: i love you buddy
-- Made Out: ... i love you buddy
-- Gone on a date: kill
-- Gone to the mall: sup sweet cheeks?
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: milk... wheres the milk?
-- Eaten sushi: crab in my mouth
-- Been on stage: *dances*
-- Been dumped: haha... soon enough
-- Gone skating: weeee
-- Made homemade cookies: will do... for my little hunny bunny... snugglebut <3
-- Gone skinny dipping: i've showered
-- Dyed your hair: next color
-- Stolen anything: your heart... god duh
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: hey... what are yew doing?
-- If so, was it mixed company: all girls baby
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: garbage me up
-- Been caught "doing something": haha... u mean like... DOING SOMETHING... omg shh treheheh kekeke fagakdjakfa
-- Been called a tease: r
-- Gotten beaten up: i'm waiting... whens it gonna be brought?
-- Shoplifted: fucking batteries... and like 6 books. hahaha.who shoplifts books? i do! i go to books a million and have fun!
-- Changed who you were to fit in: to pants. yes
LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: anytime before my boobs start sagging, k thanks
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 1... roar
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: ugh.. serious... outside in massachusettes during fall... there u happy? u got a serious answer...
-- How do you want to die: laughing
-- Where you want to go to college: *cough scad, halmark, sva, fit, you momr cough*
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: duh... let me photo u up baby.
-- What country would you most like to visit: monty python land
LAYER NINE:
In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color? is this over yet?
-- Best hair color? does it matter?
-- Height: y am i discriminating people?
-- Best articles of clothing: o of course... i dont like ur clothing... i dont like you... god duh.
-- Best first date location: in my bed
-- Best first kiss location: in my pants
LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: 1234567890-0987654321234567898765345678
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: i dont even trust myself... i'd sell my life for a freakin twilight zone pinball machine... god
-- Number of CDs that I own: i counted. 197... bitch.
-- Number of piercings: 3
-- Number of tattoos: 345678907654323456789. 0:(
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: haha none cause i'm just that cool... 1
-- Number of scars on my body: 6,544. ha... seriously.... ha no just joking its about 40. ha lame u mom
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: listen to midotwn so i dont have to say it again... and again... and again.
that was actuall a lot of fun.
You're Mother Night!
by Kurt Vonnegut
Nobody knows what to believe about you, and you know least of all. You
spent most of your time convinced that the ends justify the means, but your means were,
well, downright mean! And the end is nigh. Meanwhile all you want is to travel back in
time, if not to change, then to just delight in the way it used to be. You are who you
pretend to be. Oh yes, you're the great pretender.
Take the
Book Quizat the
Blue Pyramid.