Yesterday I succeeded in persuading a telemarketeer to 'up' my potential savings from 50% to 60%, and, using a technique known as 'purposeful misinterpretation' or in a more general sense 'annoyance', managed to get her to throw in a luxury hamper containing - at the very least - some chocolate digestives, assorted fruit tailored towards providing ( Read more... )

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Here's a problem I've never faced before: My left nostril is whistling. I've tried everything nasilly applicable, but I cannot remove what is a truly vociferous whistle. My dog, who accompanies me to work, is plainly perplexed as to what command I am trying to give her. She's apprehensively herding sheep and performing mid-grade aerobatics in ( Read more... )

It`s been a long time, and, I know, I shouldn`t have left you... So, in compensatory fashion, here is a Live Journal entry, and if you`re well behaved, I may even include a daft rhyme to 'step to', 'step to', 'st-st-st-step to'. Does anyone ever 'step to' anymore? Or is everybody too busy with Will Smith`s Switcheroony, and Ciara`s One-Two-Step ( Read more... )

I know I'm being a bit 'lyricy' today, but that song is just so easy to manipulate. I have decided to rework the words, and post them onto a Rap Message Board, and see what people think of my take on it.

For your benefit, here is the Rap. If you want to see the message board, and gauge other peoples reactions, here is the link: RapidoodaGod like ( Read more... )

I have taken the liberty of translating the deep, emotive meaning behind the lyrics of newly established Rap Super Star, The Game. I hope this is of help to some of you.

Artist: The Game f/ 50 Cent

Album: How We Do (Fresh '83) 12" / The Documentary

Song: How We Do

This is how we do

This is how we do it

We make ( Read more... )