Hello journal

And Chris and Suzy.

The following events may never have occured.

We fell out of the revolving doors, - and into cold Yorkshire night air.

Dan; Orlando has just pulled. 
Me; What ... aahaahaha 
Orlando; Well Dan was being the matchmaker. 
Dan ; Yeah I went up to her and was like - MY MATE FANCIES YOU. School disco style.
Orlando; Now I ( Read more... )

I've just come back from the shifty pub (dry dock)... the shifty disco must wait till Thursday.

I'm the biggest indie disco eijit ever these days.... I've been rediscovering that teenage favourite - Helen Love. And Los Campesinos!, Das Wanderlust et al are also highly responsible for this.

Although this track (by Why?) does remind me of discovering ( Read more... )

So today I'm 24. I spent much of it in prison- lol - but that's okay. We actually had no asessments today - they wouldn't let anyone out of their cells. Wierd. So it was lazy - a lot of caseworking and drafting and coffee drinking. 
Prison officers are hilarious - they were sat round talking about the best places in the prison to spot ghosts!! But I ( Read more... )

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So our friend Mr Stone tried to blow up Stormont and the nireland political elite. - Well what housewife pushing a pram round Sprucefield shopping centre, getting a few things out of M&S hasn;t thought of it 'What if there was a way to just wipe them out in one go? Then maybe I wouldn't have to pay that stupidly expensive rates bill ( Read more... )

I was in a movie yesterday!! My flatmate, Tom, is producing a short film called 'Animal Crackers'. And I was invited along to the set to be an extra. I had to dress up as a factory worker and pretend to be sitting talking to some A Level performing arts students ( Read more... )

bite the bullets, biatches

I moan a lot on this goddam LJ - so here's some of the good stuff

• the zine is gonna rule. But I have to say some quality control is in order. I've had some unbelievable garbage emailed my way lately... 
• my wri mo should be interesting. If I ever get another 48,000 words written. It's called the downward spiral. it's ( Read more... )

I am carrie

And I am disgruntled.


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   I'm gonna do this;      http://www.nanowrimo.org/  which involves writing a novel in a month. It'll be 50,000 words of absolute garbage. But never mind.

So I had that TC interview. 
All I have to say is...
bollocks.