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Edit: He has taken up residence under my kitchen table, except when he went to use the litter box.
I am trying to think of a name for him, and thought maybe Humbert Humbert might amuse me, but he is more interested in molesting Lucci than Cordelia, little boys instead of nymphets. I can think of the perfect character from a recent book, but I can't for the life of me remember his name! So for now I'll call him H. H.
OMFG I'm stealing someone's cat.