All little something for Sey-Sempai...
All little something for Sey-Sempai...
... and anyone else yugi-o crazed
And even though.. it might be making fun of it.... I still find it friggin halirious :D
The Master of Sooper Dooper Seekrit magicks omgwtfbbq!!! Who shall henceforth be known as opponent: *badly dubbed manic evil laughter* You see Yugi, this is no ordinary duel, for if you lose, all of your friends die a most horrific death and you will be banished to the shadow realm, and the fact that every single challenger you've ever faced has said exactly the same thing and you've managed to defeat them all does not phase me in the slightest for I am The Master of Sooper Dooper Seekrit Magicks omgwtfbbq and I am undefeatable and here I shall end this run-on sentence. *more laughter*
Yugi: *Looks worried despite having heard exact same sentence in every episode... twice*
Opponent: First I will summon my flying thingamajig with googly eyes, and place him on the field in defence mode, then I will grab a load of other cards and place them face down, sideways and inside out, because there seem to be no rules in this game as far as I can tell. *looks smug*
Yugi's inner monologue: Hmmmm, a flying thingamajig with googly eyes, that's a powerful card. I hope my next card is strong enough to defeat it.
Yugi: *Draws card. Looks pleased* Then I summon my random man holding a phallic shaped sword and place him on the field in attack mode... I also do a lot of other stuff with my cards because I agree with you on the whole 'no rules' thing. Random man holding a phallic shaped sword... attack his flying thingamajig with googly eyes with mundane looking but pointlessly extravagantly titled sword jab.
Random man holding a phallic shaped sword: *Does so*
Opponent: *Gasps* No!
Flying thingamajig with googly eyes: *Dies easily, thus making Yugi's inner monologue rather over dramatic and pointless*
Opponent: Grrrr! *eye twitches*
Yugi: Hmm. *crosses arms and looks pleased with himself*
Smoke: *Clears, though why it was there in the first place is unknown to all*
Opponent: *Laughs again* Ahhh, that's exactly what I wanted you to do, Yugi. For you see, you destroying my flying thingamajig enables me to grab any card I want from my pack. *grabs card from pack and holds it out in overly-dramatic fashion* I summon my most powerful card, the only card of it's kind. Nothing can defeat it, and nobody else has it. My God of all things that can't be destroyed by any card in existence, especially by any card in Yugi's deck card, and I place him on the field in attack mode... as well as fiddling with my other cards while I'm at it. *looks somewhat insane*
Yugi: Oh no! >:O
Joey: Don't worry about him. Don't let the fact that he has a card you've never seen before that's much stronger and more powerful than anything you've ever encountered in your life stop you, Yoog.
Yugi: *Turns to Joey* You're right Joey... and don't call me Yoog... it's a stupid nickname.
Random group of people: *dance with pom poms for some inexplicable reason*
Yugi's inner monologue: How am I going to beat him? Not even my Dark Magician is strong enough to beat that... I'm assuming.
Opponent: Come on Yugi, we don't have all day. *annoying little chuckle*
Opponent’s inner monologue: Yugi will never defeat my God of all things that can't be destroyed by any card, especially by any card in Yugi's deck. After he's made his move, I'll be free to attack and it wont be long before Yugi is sent to the shadow realm, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Shit... hang on... did I leave the oven on?
Yugi: *picks up next card in deck* I place one card face down on the field, and this is obviously the card to watch out for. But I will also distract you with this second card, The gender ambiguous bug mutant person, which I will place in defence mode. Then, because I need another card to pull this logic-defying stunt off, I also place my blue ice white dragon on the field in attack mode. Now blue ice, attack his God of all things that can't be des... oh... whatever, the card he has on the field, you know the name, I'm not saying it again.
Blue ice white dragon: *attacks and does little damage*
Life points: *all but poke tongue out at Yugi*
Opponent: *laughs again... coughs a bit* Is that the best you've got Yugi? I mock you... even though I can clearly see you have a card face down on the field and are probably going to kick my arse with it at some point in the not too distant future. *shakes head* Really, Yugi, I'm disappointed. Now, God of all things that can't be destroyed by an-
Kye: *gets hand cramp*
Opponent: Card with long name... attack Yugi's blue ice white dragon.
Card with long name: *attacks with great ferocity*
Yugi: *looks needlessly shocked... as if, you know... he hadn't seen that coming?!*
Smoke: *is back*
Opponent: Well, Yugi, I have 57,000,0000,0000,00000001 life points and you're down to 7. I'd say this duel was pretty much over.
Yugi: *smirks* Not quite yet The Master of Sooper Dooper Seekrit magicks omgwtfbbq. *says this with straight face* I think you're forgetting the card I put face down on the field. Now that you have attacked my blue ice white dragon, I am able to use this card. *turns it over* I use my super amazing card of ass kicking d00m, to merge my gender ambiguous bug mutant person and my blue ice white dragon to make my ultimate monster. The never heard-of before big crushing demon of ultimate death.
Opponent: OH NO!! I hadn't planned on that... not that you could blame me, seeing as I'm sure you just made that up.
Yugi: STFU!
Opponent: This bites >:(
Yugi: Big crushing demon of ultimate death, who randomly has ultimate life points... attack his... *sigh* That card he has on the field. I'm not saying it again.
Big crushing demon of ultimate death: *attacks and destroys all of Opponent’s life points. Boogies*
Opponent: NOOOO!!! You destroyed my God of all things that can't be destroyed by any card, especially by any card in Yugi's deck card. How can this be?! How on earth did you manage to defeat me? Surely my sexy chiselled jaw, long flowing black hair and manic evil laughter should have been enough to make me unlike every single other person you've ever faced and beaten into the ground.
Yugi: ... oookay
Joey: Yeah! You did it Yoog!
Yugi: Yes I did. And what did I tell you about that name?
... and anyone else yugi-o crazed
And even though.. it might be making fun of it.... I still find it friggin halirious :D
The Master of Sooper Dooper Seekrit magicks omgwtfbbq!!! Who shall henceforth be known as opponent: *badly dubbed manic evil laughter* You see Yugi, this is no ordinary duel, for if you lose, all of your friends die a most horrific death and you will be banished to the shadow realm, and the fact that every single challenger you've ever faced has said exactly the same thing and you've managed to defeat them all does not phase me in the slightest for I am The Master of Sooper Dooper Seekrit Magicks omgwtfbbq and I am undefeatable and here I shall end this run-on sentence. *more laughter*
Yugi: *Looks worried despite having heard exact same sentence in every episode... twice*
Opponent: First I will summon my flying thingamajig with googly eyes, and place him on the field in defence mode, then I will grab a load of other cards and place them face down, sideways and inside out, because there seem to be no rules in this game as far as I can tell. *looks smug*
Yugi's inner monologue: Hmmmm, a flying thingamajig with googly eyes, that's a powerful card. I hope my next card is strong enough to defeat it.
Yugi: *Draws card. Looks pleased* Then I summon my random man holding a phallic shaped sword and place him on the field in attack mode... I also do a lot of other stuff with my cards because I agree with you on the whole 'no rules' thing. Random man holding a phallic shaped sword... attack his flying thingamajig with googly eyes with mundane looking but pointlessly extravagantly titled sword jab.
Random man holding a phallic shaped sword: *Does so*
Opponent: *Gasps* No!
Flying thingamajig with googly eyes: *Dies easily, thus making Yugi's inner monologue rather over dramatic and pointless*
Opponent: Grrrr! *eye twitches*
Yugi: Hmm. *crosses arms and looks pleased with himself*
Smoke: *Clears, though why it was there in the first place is unknown to all*
Opponent: *Laughs again* Ahhh, that's exactly what I wanted you to do, Yugi. For you see, you destroying my flying thingamajig enables me to grab any card I want from my pack. *grabs card from pack and holds it out in overly-dramatic fashion* I summon my most powerful card, the only card of it's kind. Nothing can defeat it, and nobody else has it. My God of all things that can't be destroyed by any card in existence, especially by any card in Yugi's deck card, and I place him on the field in attack mode... as well as fiddling with my other cards while I'm at it. *looks somewhat insane*
Yugi: Oh no! >:O
Joey: Don't worry about him. Don't let the fact that he has a card you've never seen before that's much stronger and more powerful than anything you've ever encountered in your life stop you, Yoog.
Yugi: *Turns to Joey* You're right Joey... and don't call me Yoog... it's a stupid nickname.
Random group of people: *dance with pom poms for some inexplicable reason*
Yugi's inner monologue: How am I going to beat him? Not even my Dark Magician is strong enough to beat that... I'm assuming.
Opponent: Come on Yugi, we don't have all day. *annoying little chuckle*
Opponent’s inner monologue: Yugi will never defeat my God of all things that can't be destroyed by any card, especially by any card in Yugi's deck. After he's made his move, I'll be free to attack and it wont be long before Yugi is sent to the shadow realm, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Shit... hang on... did I leave the oven on?
Yugi: *picks up next card in deck* I place one card face down on the field, and this is obviously the card to watch out for. But I will also distract you with this second card, The gender ambiguous bug mutant person, which I will place in defence mode. Then, because I need another card to pull this logic-defying stunt off, I also place my blue ice white dragon on the field in attack mode. Now blue ice, attack his God of all things that can't be des... oh... whatever, the card he has on the field, you know the name, I'm not saying it again.
Blue ice white dragon: *attacks and does little damage*
Life points: *all but poke tongue out at Yugi*
Opponent: *laughs again... coughs a bit* Is that the best you've got Yugi? I mock you... even though I can clearly see you have a card face down on the field and are probably going to kick my arse with it at some point in the not too distant future. *shakes head* Really, Yugi, I'm disappointed. Now, God of all things that can't be destroyed by an-
Kye: *gets hand cramp*
Opponent: Card with long name... attack Yugi's blue ice white dragon.
Card with long name: *attacks with great ferocity*
Yugi: *looks needlessly shocked... as if, you know... he hadn't seen that coming?!*
Smoke: *is back*
Opponent: Well, Yugi, I have 57,000,0000,0000,00000001 life points and you're down to 7. I'd say this duel was pretty much over.
Yugi: *smirks* Not quite yet The Master of Sooper Dooper Seekrit magicks omgwtfbbq. *says this with straight face* I think you're forgetting the card I put face down on the field. Now that you have attacked my blue ice white dragon, I am able to use this card. *turns it over* I use my super amazing card of ass kicking d00m, to merge my gender ambiguous bug mutant person and my blue ice white dragon to make my ultimate monster. The never heard-of before big crushing demon of ultimate death.
Opponent: OH NO!! I hadn't planned on that... not that you could blame me, seeing as I'm sure you just made that up.
Yugi: STFU!
Opponent: This bites >:(
Yugi: Big crushing demon of ultimate death, who randomly has ultimate life points... attack his... *sigh* That card he has on the field. I'm not saying it again.
Big crushing demon of ultimate death: *attacks and destroys all of Opponent’s life points. Boogies*
Opponent: NOOOO!!! You destroyed my God of all things that can't be destroyed by any card, especially by any card in Yugi's deck card. How can this be?! How on earth did you manage to defeat me? Surely my sexy chiselled jaw, long flowing black hair and manic evil laughter should have been enough to make me unlike every single other person you've ever faced and beaten into the ground.
Yugi: ... oookay
Joey: Yeah! You did it Yoog!
Yugi: Yes I did. And what did I tell you about that name?