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Friday was Somer's Lingerie Dance Party.
It was ridiculous.
I opted for the "asian prostitute" look.
Forgive me, I would have looked 9234823x more awesome if I hadn't went straight from work.
I didn't even have time to put on my temporary Hello Kitty tattoos :[
Unfortunately, I forgot to flash some fucking peace signs.
WARNING: MY FAT ASS IS HANGING OUT IN THESE PICTURES!
my 42nd street hoes
Brian wasted=most ridiculous thing ever. The kid behind him is the whitest trash I've encountered in a long time.
Sucking in the siqq gut as much as possible to not look like a lardass next to Melinda. Damn bitch works out 4x a week.
Cutest unexpected couple ever!
The rest of the night.
I didn't dance as much. Just enjoyed the rest of the night drinking soda with my penis straw.
It was ridiculous.
I opted for the "asian prostitute" look.
Forgive me, I would have looked 9234823x more awesome if I hadn't went straight from work.
I didn't even have time to put on my temporary Hello Kitty tattoos :[
Unfortunately, I forgot to flash some fucking peace signs.
WARNING: MY FAT ASS IS HANGING OUT IN THESE PICTURES!
my 42nd street hoes
Brian wasted=most ridiculous thing ever. The kid behind him is the whitest trash I've encountered in a long time.
Sucking in the siqq gut as much as possible to not look like a lardass next to Melinda. Damn bitch works out 4x a week.
Cutest unexpected couple ever!
The rest of the night.
I didn't dance as much. Just enjoyed the rest of the night drinking soda with my penis straw.