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so some fuckass who no one likes decided to message me and try to have cyber sex... and i haven't slept all night and all day so i am just talking out of my ass right now.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! tiger army is playing in boston and new york city saturday and sunday april 23rd and 24th both shows are $12 and general admission. TWELVE DOLLARS! i can actually afford that! then may 3rd they're playing at EL TORREON in kansas city. i used to go to el torreon like every weekend! i'll probably catch the boston or nyc show, but ( Read more... )

sooo... i have strep. my body is covered in red goosebump looking things and my throat is swollen and red... fun times.


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so i've decided to actually start using this mother fucker. let's see if anyone actually reads it ( Read more... )

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i'm sick of this... i've been single for almost a year... and i don't like it a bit... i'm sick of assholes... i'm sick of falling for people, hooking up, then getting the "you're cute but you're too young" speech... funny how i'm not too young to fuck... just too young to date... i want one of those sickeningly cute boyfriends... i'm sick of ( Read more... )