And we note our place with bookmarkers, and measure what we've lost.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
John Howard. First person that came to mind...
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Simple Plan/Good Charlotte etc.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Depends who's really shitting me off at the time. I have wanted to punch Oscar in the face many times before.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Parmesan, if it's with pasta. But by itself with crackers or whatever, brie or feta.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.
Classic Rye bread. Slices of regular tomato and semi sun-dried tomatos. Cheddar cheese with a tiny bit of feta. Avocado. M. Maybe some crispy chicken slices. M.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Hm. Colin Firth. The lack of phonecall would be a shame, of course, but it would be worth it. Heh.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Oh boy. Dave Grohl. The lack of phonecall would definitely be a shame. But yum.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
I'm going to go to Chez Laila, order the largest, most expensive lunch, and two iced coffees, as Chongo would be living with Thursday waiter at Chez Laila [I don't know how, or why] so she'd be there already. I would then go and buy myself a pair of shoes.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
India! Why not?!
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Well considering I have only one hundred dollars and I'm in a foreign country, I'd get a cheap hotel room, and go and buy some cheap, but incredibly yummy food from a little hidden resturaunt in Dehli. I watch way too many daytime travel shows...
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Hm. A lifetime supply of Stella Artois. M.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I'd go back to the Renaissance Period, preferably Italy and just people watch. Or I'd go to the 30's and go shopping.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
All hail Emma.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Okay, hm. It'd be a show called Spicks and Specks, and it'd be hosted by some guy... hmm maybe a guy called Adam Hills. And the premise... music. It'd be a music quiz show. Yeah! I'm effing brilliant!
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Fucking. Or Effing.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
I'd say "What the eff.." and go back to sleep.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
This woman I knew once had her house burn down when she was a kid, and the one thing she missed having the most were family photos. How sad would it be to lose all of your photos? I'd grab the mother of a photo album that I have on my dresser, which has all photos of me from when I was born to when I was 11. Haha. And if I had time I'd grab some of the family photos that we have in a drawer in the rumpus room; screw one thing, I'll just die in the fire! Photos are so precious!
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Have coffee at Chez Laila! Seriously.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
I would definately choose to fly. Seriously, how cool would that be. I used to dream about flying when I was a kid... [blushes]
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Hm. I can think of a few half hours, but they're not really livejournal worthy. Too special to me :)
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
Nothing. Hah.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!
England! Yahoo! I'd live right in London, in a funky little studio apartment. Sigh.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Pfft I don't know. CHEZ LAILA.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!"
Fuck! Well I'd be really shitty if I started floating, because I can already FLY. I'd FLOAT to Alex's house first, of course. Because no one else matters or deserves to know that I can FLOAT/fly/slept with Colin Firth and Dave Grohl/Went to India/living in London etc.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
JEFF BUCKLEY. And we shall get married and have babies and live happily ever after.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Hang on, didn't I die? Bleh. Okay, my Papa. He died when I was nearly two, and I can't really remember him, but every family friend I know has raved to me at some point about how amazing a person he was. He was like one of those proper, English gentlemen with a beard and a combover. Haha. And my dad looks EXACTLY like him, minus the comb over, haha. Ooh and he had 3 million old English books, that I have now. They're bloody awesome. My elderly neighbour is senile and constantly tells me about how much he doted on me when I was a baby. Sigh.
27. What's your theme song?
Happiness Is a Warm Gun - The Beatles "She's not a girl who misses much.. do do do doooo.. oh yeeeah"