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i broke a bone in my wrist. i didn't get it x-rayed; what's the point? they'll just give me the same schpiel the last time i broke something ( Read more... )

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what ( Read more... )

GEORGE BUSH : : HE BUGS GORE ( Read more... )

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To experience life through another's eyes is a trajedy few comprehend.
"Life in each breath" -a staple wilting with time, nearly extinct save for those
who exercise their lungs.

Breathe.

It's time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards ( Read more... )

one. two. three. four. five. six. seven. "Lucky 7".

THE quote of the night:
"Those peppers just lowered the pH of my mouth by four points!" -Saif Sidiqui.

Hersey's Kissables have replaced M&M's on my list.

nobody else