if crystal_hal0 is so upset by rock, paper, scissors - than she should play "cockroach, human, atomic bomb" the human squishes the cockroach, the atomic bomb kills the human and the cockroach outlives the atomic bomb...
completely logical, easy enough to swallow and it's great fun... so suck it.
BUT! if she complains or tries to find a flaw, like "how would anyone know whether or not a cockroach could outlive an atomic bomb and blah blah blah" then she just simply needs to not play the game... and by not playing the game, she needs to not worry about it and let other OBVIOUSLY more simple people bask in their pure simplicity.
and paper would so still beat rock.. the size of the rock, the scissors and the type of paper was never determined - if the paper was the width of your hand, I'm pretty sure that it could stop a rock... it's still an easier way to determine who wins in a situation with no coin... she needs to stop being so analytical and enjoy the more simple things in life. end.
haha, i love this kid. yea, you are right, roaches do outlive nuclear-type bombs, as proved by the Chernobyl incident. ;)
and miss crystal reminds me of my sister, in the fact that my sister likes to imitate comics from time to time. it could potentially have been funny, if i had not seen a bajillion comic's, and i instantly recognised the style as what is unfortunately, the most common one today. (see Dane Cook; originated by such comics as Louis Black.)
while dane cook is ok, his style is WAY overused, hence not nearly as funny as he could be.
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completely logical, easy enough to swallow and it's great fun... so suck it.
BUT! if she complains or tries to find a flaw, like "how would anyone know whether or not a cockroach could outlive an atomic bomb and blah blah blah" then she just simply needs to not play the game... and by not playing the game, she needs to not worry about it and let other OBVIOUSLY more simple people bask in their pure simplicity.
and paper would so still beat rock.. the size of the rock, the scissors and the type of paper was never determined - if the paper was the width of your hand, I'm pretty sure that it could stop a rock... it's still an easier way to determine who wins in a situation with no coin... she needs to stop being so analytical and enjoy the more simple things in life. end.
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and miss crystal reminds me of my sister, in the fact that my sister likes to imitate comics from time to time. it could potentially have been funny, if i had not seen a bajillion comic's, and i instantly recognised the style as what is unfortunately, the most common one today. (see Dane Cook; originated by such comics as Louis Black.)
while dane cook is ok, his style is WAY overused, hence not nearly as funny as he could be.
Adrian. ;)
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