Well, hot on the tails of his european holiday, paddles just got back from a short trip to new zealand.
He flew into auckland, and went to the backpackers hostel, and unpacked a bit. Then got bored and went drinking ...
and drinking ...
and drinking ...
and hugging skulls at "Papa Jack's Voodoo Lounge"
The next day, he went on the most bizarre brewery tour ever, then started a recovery session, complete with beer and olives from a vending machine
Eventually he went up the skytower, to check the view
... and have a beer
Then he went to 'minus 5 bar', which is (duh) a bar made out of frozen ice.
he had a drink, and made friends with the ice sculpture
The next day, started with a massive bowl of latte
The next few days are a blur, but he eventually ended up in taupo, where there are lots of bees
In wellington, he found a lovely pool table, and did a poo in the pocket
Before having a final beer
The end!