If you think you're worthy enough to join the crew of The Ravenous Sea Shanty, then contact me, and me and my unbeatable pirate skills will consider training you. Remember, once a part of this zeba-print sail, orca army loaded, laser beam shooting beauty of a ship, there's no turning back.
Only Tanya and I would make a spectacle with food and all out of strategically placing a hubcap in the street at 2 AM so that we can watch it get run over again and again from our prime seats on the curb.