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[_goneril_]

Morden.

I know it has been a while, darling, but wouldn't you just love to do a dear old friend, an itty bitty favour?

... Have you ever heard of Black Oil?

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[mr_morden]

My dear,

What an astonishing thing! We have just aquired some and I was unsure what to do with it now that we have it in our collection of Evil Artefacts. Apart from sell it on eBay, I couldn't think of a single thing.

Morden.

[_goneril_]

I do hope there will not be a bidding war. Those are so... 1998. Private market is the way to go for every fashionable intergalactic villian.

[mr_morden]

You wish to make an offer of some of the....stash?