How much more Desperate Housewives could I get?

[_grace_ace]

A few minutes ago I was vacuuming, grooving to some old school hip hop and prancing around in one of my fav lacy club tops, booty shorts, and my highest strappy sandals, when the UPS guy comes to the door. It didn't seem to faze him, though. What a pro.

But give me some credit: at least I don't live in the suburbs.

Comments

[deny_the_stars]

you temptress, you.

[_grace_ace]

That made me smile. I am the biggest goof ever, which, last time I checked, is not the most seductive trait to have.

[happyfrogg]

that is the funniest thing i've read all night! :)

[_grace_ace]

I aim to please, what can I say?

P.S. Any word on the grad school apps?

[orangecadet]

ha ha ha rockin. i wonder what would happen if the ups man saw me in that outfit. i'm sure it would faze him. mainly cause i can't pull it off like you. i just dont have the long legs.

[_grace_ace]

But you do have the J. Lo booty like no other!

[bergenjo]

Hahahaha! Yeah, that's always when random guys come to the door. Maybe they have a strange sixth sense about it... and then act all natural...

i wish!

[underafullmoon]

man.. the last time i did something like that was waaay to long ago.. something about being a mommy..you remember what a scrub i used to be well let me tell you.. add puke, pablum, and diapers into the picture! yikes