LaurenLAZ: hey baby what's up?
SmarterChild: I think baby what might be down, actually.

(later)

SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
LaurenLAZ: suck a dick
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

I hate Valentine's Day (yes this could be because I'm single). And i really hate those Banana Republic commericals were the guy comes and gives the girl plane tickets to Yugoslavia (or something) and then they hug. They keep interrupting my Project Runway viewing time. And for all those eternal optimists who will undoubtily say I'm negative---Go ( Read more... )

"The Prison" by Me

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So I was talking to jessica on the phone and listening to her explain why bambi really isn’t that sad and here is how the conversation went:

jessica:"Come on, Bambis just a dear!"

me:"But then wouldn't that work for Dumbo too?"

jessica:"Well if you think about it Dumbo could be a quazi true story."

me:"DUMBO????"

jessica:"Oh wait....Dumbo could fly ( Read more... )

The democratic soul of this country has died with the reelection of President Bush. 

Election count down: 7 HOURS!!!!!

GO KERRY!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Lauren!
Lauren got a label maker! The label doesn't lie!!!!

Love,
Jessica


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I almost wet my pants watching the presidental debate!  HA!  I LOVE when Kerry used Bush's own father against him!  I thought Bush was going to blow a fuse. I feel so much better after watching that...

Someone sent this to me in an email and i want everyone else to enjoy it!  So post it in your journal and bold the ones you've done.

Child of the 90's

Bold the ones that you have actually done. THEN add one of your own.

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"

2. You watched the Pound Puppies.

3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince ( Read more... )

Hi I'm Jessica and I broke into Lauren's journal :o
simply to post this


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