True Singapore Nonsense Ghost Story

[_hadi]

I remember back in 2000, there was this story about a woman who consulted in black magic to make herself look gorgeous under one condition: she cannot look at her own reflection in the mirror. So when she got all the attention that she wanted, she got curious and broke the rule and because of doing so, she was cursed to having a life of being uber

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walls ice cream?

[anonymous]

walls ice cream door-to-door kids reminded me of someone....

[flexedwings]

omg haha i never knew the background story of the kumkum. i remember thinking, why doesn't she just hang around sanitary bins? can take the blood from there pe.

ANYWAY. i read the makcik A makcik B and si 'CANTIK' e-mail last week! and i totally laughed at the last line ... "keropoknya rasa TENGGIK dan LEMAU" hahahah macamlah it's the most important concern hahaha. i didn't know si CANTIK was a pontianak tho!

[skitsmix]

"How to expand ur keropok business if you keep targetting Malay families only."

HADI. Don't put ideas into Nenek Keropok's head and give her the opportunity to PROSPER please???

Anyway the above comment made me laugh at work. I think this was the story Nora wanted to tell me (right, b?)

[rictusempra]

YES, but i got scared. well i see hadi has done a good job of informing the entire population. so there.

[jootot]

It only says one thing. Someone actually bought ONE of her keropok which gave her enough money to take 168, an express bus.... all the wayyyy to TAMPINES. lol. Hope she don't take 969 and come to Yishun, also express bus.

[stickypeanut]

homg, epic. tims just forced me to read that text yest and i burst out laughing in ikea. "keropoknya bau busuk dan tak sedap" and "die akan conquer tampines". but tims being tims, she actually IS scared by it that she is paranoid before opening the doors. perangai tikus.