Haha, I love how your complimentary cruise to Bermuda (every word of that phrase should be punctuated with '!') was "lame". Don't lie, I bet you spent every waking moment "soaking up the rays" with Lainey. You totally loved the just-us-sisters bonding time.
well i'm not ungrateful or anything, but i soaked up the sun only to receive sunburn all over my back and chest, which is so itchyyyyyyyyyyyy that i can be mistaken for a crack addict at this point, and then swam through a field of jellyfish (now my feet are blemished with scabby lesions). it was beautiful, but it rained half the time, lanie was on her period and her ex bf (whom she isn't over) got a new gf and the boy she was hooking up with before we left told her he didn't want to talk to her anymore because she's crazy, so you can only imagine the infinite amount of girl talk and mood swings. i had to share a bed with lanie (who is a frequent tosser and turner, heavy breather and apparently a blanket hog), my father and mother slept in the bed next to us, which wasn't bad expect for the fact that i can only fall asleep if there is no noise at all, and my dad's nasal passages only permit thunderous waves of snores to exit his head
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I knew daily doses of the Wayne Valley Diet would catch up to you! If anything, you're fortunate to have sunburn. Such a plausible diversion...
So, in response to accusations of craziness, Lanie proceeded to loose her mind. Convincing! I'm sure the whole on-a-cruise-but-cannot-swim thing didn't help either. I mean, Lanie was on her period. What was she going to do, tread open water?
I see you, red-eyed and weary, gripping the plastic of a lined-mattress in agony. The faint odor of disinfectant and fried-food coats your body in an itchy film. What a poor excuse for a blanket. The ship noisily undulates as a trunk and an unbolted end table slide from one end of the room to the other, rhythmically snagging on a protruding floorboard. You lie motionless. The sounds of your father and mother and sister snoring and wheezing and grunting envelope you. They force you into place. These sounds are your keeper.
we need to hang out! um quarantine wasn't bad, i'm just scared of zombies and epidemics, so i was buried in my seat with my hands clasped firmly over my eyes the entire time. it wasn't bad, but i was just able to tell when something scary was going to happen because of the way it was filmed and the dialogue, and i didn't really like that because i like surprises. ^_^
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Also, I heard Quarantine was br00tal as hell. C/D
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So, in response to accusations of craziness, Lanie proceeded to loose her mind. Convincing! I'm sure the whole on-a-cruise-but-cannot-swim thing didn't help either. I mean, Lanie was on her period. What was she going to do, tread open water?
I see you, red-eyed and weary, gripping the plastic of a lined-mattress in agony. The faint odor of disinfectant and fried-food coats your body in an itchy film. What a poor excuse for a blanket. The ship noisily undulates as a trunk and an unbolted end table slide from one end of the room to the other, rhythmically snagging on a protruding floorboard. You lie motionless. The sounds of your father and mother and sister snoring and wheezing and grunting envelope you. They force you into place. These sounds are your keeper.
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also, i'm sorry that whenever you call me i'm sick or going to philly or something!
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we need to hang out! um quarantine wasn't bad, i'm just scared of zombies and epidemics, so i was buried in my seat with my hands clasped firmly over my eyes the entire time. it wasn't bad, but i was just able to tell when something scary was going to happen because of the way it was filmed and the dialogue, and i didn't really like that because i like surprises. ^_^
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