o.o

[_happy_pappy_]

A cop actually came to my door.

He was waving around handcuffs, flashing a badge so quick I could barely see it, and backed me into my room while unbuttoning his shirt.

I can't believe how giddy he was when he saw that pole. That man can dance. And he knows how to use that police baton. Rawr

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[southpaw_gaki]

... You are an embarrassment to the family.

[_happy_pappy_]

I love you too, son. ^____^

[southpaw_gaki]

The feeling isn't mutual.

[givemegriptape]

That's possibly the most disturbing thing I've read/heard/whatever in weeks.

[_happy_pappy_]

I can always try harder. ^_~

[nekokaru]

*nyao* Ryo-ji, please don't leave white substance on the floor, it makes me sick to my stomach when I sniff it because I always think it's cream that you left for me.

>^o^< but it's not and I had to watch Nanako slip on some. *nyao* Bad Ryo-ji, you should clean up after yourself, it's the kitty thing to do.

[ying87]

... your son forced me to read this. *brain is broken*