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BASIC:
//Name// Emily Watt
//Age// 15
//Location// Tampa, FL.
//5 things you like to do// play sports, listen to music, sit on my ass, hang out with my friends, and make t-shirts.
//Status// single
//Top 3 Movies// In no particular order- The Wild One, The Game, and The Boondock Saints
//What do you label yourself?// I hate this question. I guess you could say like, indie/emo core, but thats not entirely true.
//Top 5 favorite bands// Dear Catastrophe Waitress, The Beach Boys, Allen Jones and the Homos, Xiu Xiu, and The Chariot.
//Tell us a joke// OK, so these 3 giraffes walk into a bar and they're ordering drinks and getting totally smashed and having a great time. One giraffe gets wasted and passes out. The other two get up to leave and the bartender calls to them "You're not just gonna leave that lyin' there are ya'?" and the giraffes say "THATS NOT A LION. THATS A GIRAFFE."
ba-dum-CHK!
//What was the 1st band you listened to?// um..I think it was The Rolling Stones.
//Why do you listen to this type of music?// Well, I was raised on classic rock N' roll, so it grew on me.
//Describe yourself in one word// Conservative.
//Have you ever had your heart broken?// actually, no.
//Favourite song(s)// Help Me, Rhonda- The Beach Boys, Do You Remember Rock N' Roll Radio?- The Ramones, Yesterday- The Beatles, In the Clear- Cap'n Jazz, Light My Fire- The Doors
//Favourite lyric(s) [choose up to 3]// "And it's true we named our children after towns that we've never been to. And it's true that the clouds just hung around like black Cadillacs outside a funeral. And we were done, done, done with all the fuck, fuck, fuckin' around. You were so true to yourself. You were true to no one else. Well I should put you in the ground." -- "Black Cadillacs" Modest Mouse
"Tidal waves they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pick me up now, I need you so bad." - Not sure.
//What can you bring to this community? Well, I have a bubbly personality and a quirky sense of humor, and I will pay you with many, any sexual favors.
I mean, why should we choose YOU?// see above.
YOUR VIEWS ON:
//labels// I don't see any harm in labeling someone as a certain thing, as long as the label doesn't change how you feel about them.
//abortion// I'm pro-choice. I mean, in essence, people are going to do abortions anyway, so we might as well keep them safe, right? But, I don't believe in using abortions as form of birth control.
//war// The opposite of war isn't peace, it's creation. But seriously, some wars, such as WWII are inevitable and for the greater good, while others, like Vietnam, are superfluous and monetarily driven.
//homosexual marriages// Love is about commitment. Not race, religion, color, ancestry, age, physical disability, or gender. Marriage is about love, not discrimination.
PICTURES:
//+3 or more pics of you// oh yay.
DISCLAIMER- I'm not usually tired, ugly, and fat. It's the camera.
Whew, thank God my face is conspicuously absent.