Men are from Mars...

[_haydee_]

In the gardening section of Target:

Me: So if you needed to remove a tree that was trying to grow in your flowerbed, which of these would YOU buy?
Jesse: I would buy an AX!
Me: The tree is only as big around as my pinky.
Jesse: An AX!
Me: ... Okay, pretend you're a woman. Now what do you buy?
Jesse: A really CUTE ax?
Me: *facepalm*
Jesse: ..

Comments

[_haydee_]

Obviously.

(Er...)

[_haydee_]

*sigh* :P

[ladyrita]

Someday I will own a pink gun.

[_haydee_]

It's what a man would do if he were a woman!