Because these things amuse me. If you have any questions about something, just ask.
-----------------BASICS------------------
[x] Name: John Constantine
[x] Birthdate: March 10th
[x] Birthplace: Liverpool
[x] Current Location: At my computer, obviously. So in the flat.
[x] Eye Color: Blue.
[x] Hair Color: Blond.
[x] Righty or Lefty: Right.
[x] Innie or Outtie: What the fuck? Innie, if anyone truly cares?
[x] Male or Female: Most decidedly male.
-----------------DESCRIBE------------------
[x] The shoes you wore today: I'm barefoot and skeeving off work. No shoes today, baha.
[x] Your fears: If I took the time to list them, you'd get bored.
-----------------WHAT IS----------------
[x] Your most overused phrase on aim: I don't go on AIM, so I don't have one. Haha.
[x] Your thoughts first waking up: Why is the cat on my head?
[x] The first feature you notice in the opposite [/same] sex: Depends on which way they're facing. Facing me, their mouth/smile. Facing away, their arse.
[x] Your best physical feature: I don't really know. Ah -- according to a brief survey, my tattoo seems to be popular.
[x] Your bedtime: Whenever we wear ourselves out.
[x] Your most missed memory: Every once in a while, I miss being a kid.
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: Coke, if I'm in the mood for soda.
[x] McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's. Burger King burns their burgers.
[x] Single or group dates: Single, definitely.
[x] Adidas or Nike: Since when do I care about clothing brands?
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee. With vodka.
-------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: For thirty-two years now.
[x] Cuss: Me? Cuss? Perish the very thought!
[x] Take a shower everyday: I do. Sometimes I take two, depending on the motivations for a shower.
[x] Have a crush: Maybe a little one. But it's a secret, shh.
[x] Do you think you've been in love?: I am right now.
[x] Want to go to college: Nah, not really.
[x] Like high school: Didn't quite make it to highschool.
[x] Want to get married: I am married. Who'd've thunk, huh?
[x] Type with your fingers on the right keys: If I hit the right keys, I'm happy. Doesn't matter what fingers I use.
[x] Believe in yourself: More or less.
[x] Get motion sickness: Nah, I've got a sturdy stomach.
[x] Think you're attractive: Sure.
[x] Think you're a health freak: Haha, have you seen my old flat?
[x] Get along with your parents: Mm, let's not go there, shall we?
[x] Like thunderstorms: Fun to watch the lightning.
[x] Play an instrument: Some guitar. I was vocals, though.
------------IN THE PAST MONTH DID:/:HAVE YOU-------------
[x] Go to the mall: Not a big shopper.
[x] Eaten sushi: Not in ages.
[x] Been on stage: Ah, not since the 80s
[x] Been dumped: No, thankfully.
[x] Gone skating: Not since I was a kid.
[x] Made homemade cookies: I'd burn down the building.
[x] Been in love: Definitely.
[x] Dyed your hair: Not recently. I like it blond, thanks.
[x] Stolen anything: Ah -- not that I can recall.
-------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: Too many times to count.
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: Because it was raining, because it was sunny, because I overslept, because I didn't feel like going. You name it, I've used it as an excuse.
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: Tell my husband everyday.
[x] Cried during a Movie?: I don't cry during movies.
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: Ah, not an animated character, no.
[x] Had an imaginary friend: I used to pretend I was a Lost Boy, does that count?
[x] Cut your hair: Got a trim last week.
[x] Had crush on a teacher? Oh I had this really nice teacher in seventh grade. Gorgeous legs.
[x] Played a game that required removal of clothing?: Every night.
[x] Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Heh, yeah.
[x] Been caught "doing something": Oh yeah, that's always fun.
[x] Been called a tease: Constantly.
[x] Gotten beaten up?: Again, too many times to count.
[x] Been in a fight: Quite often.
[x] Shoplifted: A few times
----------------THE FUTURE------------------
[x] Age you hope to be married: Already married.
[x] Numbers and Names of Children: Two kids. Eve Johanna and Sean Benedict. Sweet kids, really, from what I've seen.
[x] How do you want to die?: Hopefully that won't happen (again) for a while. But I'd like to go peacefully. Just once, I want a death that isn't amazingly bloody and violent. One time, all I ask.
[x] What do you want to be when you grow up? I never wanted to grow up. But I'm a bartender now. It's a fun job.
[x] What country would you most like to visit?: I think Balthazar and I have to visit America at one point. He's expressed a desire to go to Disneyland.
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[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: Two, maybe three.
[x] Number of CDs that I own: Oh, Jesus, I have to count?
[x] Number of piercings: Used to have my ear pierced (the left one) but I don't wear the earring anymore.
[x] Number of tattoos: One big one on my back.
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: Couple times, I think.
[x] Number of scars on my body: ... whole helluva lot.
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: ... I regret a huge amount of things that I've done.
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[x] Shampoo: Whatever Balthazar has in his shower.
[x] Favorite Color(s): Don't really have one, actually. Ah -- black? I'm boring, sorry.
[x] Day/Night: Night.
[x] Summer/Winter: Summer's too hot, winter's too cold, fall is rainy as all hell in London, we'll go with spring?
[x] Favorite Cartoon Character: Don't have one.
[x] Favorite Food: Lasagna.
[x] Favorite Movies: Anything by Ed Wood.
[x] Favorite Sport: Football or rugby. Don't really follow rugby, though. I just like it when I've seen it. Mm, blood sports.
----------------RIGHT NOW------------------
[x] Wearing: Jeans and a tshirt. Exciting!
[x] Drinking: Coffee
[x] Thinking about: This survey, at the moment.
[x] Listening to: Panic! At the Disco. Band my typist likes. Not bad, really.
---------------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: Nope.
[x] Worn jeans: I'm wearing them right now.
[x] Met someone new online: Don't go online much. No AIM, remember?
[x] Done laundry: ... I should do that at some point this week...
[x] Drove a car: Don't drive much.
[x] Talked on the phone: Placed an order for more alcohol. Have to keep well stocked.
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: Didn't they ask this? Yeah, more or less.
[x] Your friends: Sure.
[x] Santa Claus: I don't think I ever really did.
[x] Tooth Fairy: Nope. Cher used to try and sneak in and leave money, but I'm a light sleeper. I pretended for a while, for her sake.
[x] Destiny/Fate: Don't get me started.
[x] Angels: I think if I didn't believe in angels I'd be in huge trouble.
[x] Ghosts: Oh yeah.
[x] UFO's: Seen weirder shit.
[x] God: I know He's up there, but I'm not a big believer.
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: John Constantine is a pretty recognizable name by now. I've thought of changing it, just to avoid the inevitable, "Oh... you."
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: A husband.
[x] Do you like anyone?: I have a few people I like, yeah.
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: Chas, I guess? But I'd worry if anyone really acted like me.
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: Chas, by far.
[x] Are you close to any family member?: Cher and I are fairly close, I guess.
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: Balthazar.
[x] When have you cried the most: When I took his wings...
[x] What's the best feeling in the world?: Falling asleep in his arms.
[x] Worst Feeling?: Hell.
[x] What time is it now?: About 2pm-ish or so.