A time to be pious.

[_hemhem]

Dear God,

Thank you for getting Bellatrix Black kicked out from school. You may be seven years too late, but at least you pushed through.

Many thanks,

Dolores Jane.

Comments

[angiewilkes]

I'll convert if that happens.

[_hemhem]

My God doesn't like you. Both of you.

[scandalqueen]

Amen.

[q_cubed]

What exactly do you object to with her? I'm not saying there's nothing to object to, I'm just wondering what.

[_hemhem]

It's been seven long years, Quirinus, and there have been far too many offenses to count. I had to share a room with her. You would not believe what sorts of depravity I had to witness. But that's all in the past, thank goodness.

[q_cubed]

Oh yes, I've heard of some of the depravity. Some of which I've heard doesn't just stick to the student body. My many, many sympathies.

[rileyannemcg]

You know something? For once I agree with you.

[_hemhem]

I always knew that if Hogwarts were ever to stand united against one common enemy, it would be Bellatrix.

[_hemhem]

You better not. You're no longer in school, and consequences will be much more steep this time.

[_hemhem]

It's not a theory. But go ahead and test away. I'll make sure there's a special place in Azkaban for you.