[1] NAME: Dolores Jane Umbridge
[2] BIRTHDAY: March 17
[3] HEIGHT: 5 feet
[4] SHOE SIZE: 6 and a half
[5] EYE COLOR: Brown
[6] HAIR COLOR: Brown.
[7] DONE DRUGS: Of course not.
[8] BEEN ON STAGE: Once. When I was very little. Heaven forbid anyone finds footage of that.
[9] This must be some sort of zen thing.
[10] BEEN DUMPED: Twice.
[11] GOTTEN INTO AN ACCIDENT: A few times.
[12] EATEN AN ENTIRE BOX OF SWEETS: Yes.
[13] DYED YOUR HAIR: No.
[14] CHOKED INFRONT OF SOMEONE: Once These are memories I don't care for.
[15] WENT TO SCHOOL IN YOUR PJ'S: We have uniforms for a reason.
[16] GOTTEN DETENTION: No. Unlike some people, I have a clean record.
[17] LIKED SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT MADE YOU CRY: No.
[18] DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW: Yes. No. Maybe. I haven't decided.
[19] DO THEY KNOW: No.
[20] WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: Someone who can earn my respect. It would also be a good thing is he was a hunk of a man.
[21] COULD SEE YOURSELF GETTING MARRIED: Yes.
[22] COLD / HOT: Hot.
[23] BLACK / WHITE: White.
[24] RAIN / SNOW: Snow.
[25] GIVE / RECEIVE: Receive.
[26] WOOL / COTTON: Wool.
[27] ROSE / DAISY: Daisy. Roses are deceitful.
[28] PRIVATE / PUBLIC SCHOOL: Hogwarts.
[29] PLAIN / CHOCOLATE MILK: I don't like milk. Plain.
[30] HISTORY / SCIENCE: History.
[31] MATH / ENGLISH: Math.
[32] SPRING / FALL: Spring.
[33] ROCK / COUNTRY: *sigh* Neither.
[34] PEPSI / COKE: Does it make a difference.
[35] LOVE / LUST: Love.
[36] EAT / SLEEP: Eat. Sleep accomplishes nothing.
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[37] WHO DO YOU SEE THE MOST: No one, if I can help it.
[38] WHO DO YOU WISH TO SEE MORE OFTEN: Sirius, Potter, Regulus No one.
[39] WHO DO YOU E-MAIL THE MOST: I don't understand the question.
[40] WHO'S THE LOUDEST: Everyone. Fletcher and Dolohov when they're drunk. Which is most of the time anyway.
[41] WHO'S THE SHYEST: No one around here has enough self-restraint to be shy.
[42] WHO ARE YOU JEALOUS OF: No one.
[43] WHO GOTS THE BEST ROOM: I do.
[44] WHO'S THE HORNYEST: What a thoroughly inappropriate question. If the rumors are true-- not that I listen to rumors-- it's a tie between Bellatrix Black and Verita Moretti.
[45] WHO DO YOU TRUST THE MOST: No one.
[46] WHO KNOWS YOU THE BEST: I don't care to know anyone.
[47] WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND: I don't need one.
[48] WHO DO YOU HAVE SERIOUS TALKS WITH: No one.
[49] WHO GETS ALONG W/ YOUR PARENTS: I don't care to introduce anyone to them. My parents will only be disappointed.
[50] WHO HUGS YOU THE MOST: Hugs?!
[51] WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST: My mother, mostly. She's the only one I can talk to. She's the only one who makes sense.
[52]FOUGHT W/ YOU THE MOST: Nearly everyone.
[53] WHO ARGUES W/ YOU THE MOST: Everyone. I never understand why.
[54] FAVORITE FRIENDS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: No one.
[55] IS MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A MODEL: Serius Black. Possibly Regulus Black as well.
[56] HAVE KNOWN YOU THE LONGEST: I don't care enough to get to know people.
[57] YOU KNOW MOST ABOUT: No one.
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[58] GIVE HUGS: That sort of this would hardly be appropriate in an academic environment.
[59] GIVE BACK RUBS: No.
[60] TAKE WALKS IN THE RAIN: There is a reason for umbrellas.
[61] WATCH TV: No. I hear long exposure to such things rots the brain.
[62] GO TO THE BEACH: No. Too much sun and noise and people exposing too much skin.
[63] DO HOMEWORK: Yes. A student, after all, has responsibilities.
[64] PLAY IN THE SNOW: No. I find it pointless.
[65] WORK OUT: No.
[66] TALK ON THE PHONE: No.
[67] STAY UP ALL NIGHT TALKIN TO A FRIEND: No.
[68] GO ONLINE: No.
[69] BE KISSED: No. *sigh*
[70] DO WEIRD / FREAKY THINGS: Why would I do such things?
[71] BE WILD: No.
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[72] BEEN TO A CONCERT: Once. I didn’t like it. It was too rowdy.
[73] BEEN OUT OF STATE: I’ve been to Ireland. Does that count?
[74] GONE SKINNY DIPPIN: No.
[75] RAN ROUND NAKED: No. Only skanks do that sort of thing.
[76] BROKEN A BONE: No.
[77] CHEATED ON A TEST: No. I never needed to.
[78] RAN A MARATHON: No.
[79] MET A FAMOUS PERSON: The Minister of Magic, of course.
[80] BOUGHT SOMETHING AND SOLD IT: No.
[81] STOLE FROM SOMEWHERE: No! Only thieves do that.
[82] STALKED SOMEONE: No.
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[83] SINGLE OR TAKEN: Single. *sigh*
[84] IF YOU WERE TO GO OUT WITH ANYONE, WHO: Sirius Black. Or Regulus Black. However, they both seem preoccupied with other things, and I commend them for focusing on their studies first.
[85] HAVE YOU EVER HAD AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP: No. Whatever that is, I’m pretty sure I haven’t.
[86] LONGEST RELATIONSHIP: This question is not applicable to me. There are more important things at the moment than getting intro a relationship.
[87] LAST PERSON YOU KISSED: No one.
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[88] BAD HABITS: None.
[89] MAKES YOU MAD: Retarded people. In other words, the majority of the population in Hogwarts.
[90] SCARIEST MOMENTS: First year, when I saw that half-giant of a grounds-keeper. What was the headmaster thinking, exposing us to such creatures?
[91] WHERE ARE YOU: The Slytherin Common Room.
[92] ARE YOU WEARING ANY JEWLERIES: Yes. An opal ring my parents gave me for my birthday.
[93] LAST TIME YOU SHOWERED: This morning.
[94] WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTS: Black.
[95] WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: None in particular. I don’t like music much.
[96] LAST THING YOU SAID: "Well, that’s no good. This is how it’s done."
[97] COMPUTER DESK IS MADE OF: What kind of desk?
[98] LAST THING YOU ATE: A chocolate frog.
[99] WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO RIGHT NOW: Get violent on stupid people Make that holiday vacation get here faster.
[100] WHAT COLOR OF CRAYON WOULD YOU WANNA BE: What a silly question. Canary yellow.
[101] IF YOU COULD CHOOSE TO LIVE W/ SOMEONE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WHO WOULD IT BE: I don’t know. Yet.
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at a theme park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert. I didn’t enjoy it.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Spun turn tables.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Been dumped.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid)
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter. An editorial to the Daily Prophet pointing our obvious biases in their reports. They ignored it. They aren’t a very reliable news source after all.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn't do. Can you believe it? “Abuse of power as a prefect”? Absurd!
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Watched the "Harry Potter" movies. …what?
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade/iced tea stand.
Been in a school play. Not this school, obviously.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to Sea World.
Attempted suicide.
Voted for American Idol.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe/USA.
Loved someone you couldn't have.
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi. That was a new experience, I must admit.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM's/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster. The operative word is ‘had’.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did "spirit day" at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight O's.
Your parents sent you to a shrink.
Had a party while your parents weren't home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.
Done surveys like this to pass the time. Obviously…
I cannot do splits.
I hate challenge.
My dreams disturb me.
I often wear dresses.
I've been called "fake" before. I never understand why.
My ears have never been pierced.
Good posture is a turn-on.
Jesus is my homeboy.
I hate all the ideas of the hippie population.
Freddie Mercury is a god.
I have a dirty mind.
My muscles are bigger than your head.
I eat too much.
I enjoy being checked out.
My skin-tone is synonymous to xerox paper.
I hate bottled water.
I've sent something to PostSecret.com.
I want to send something to PostSecret.com.
I am so sorry.
There are words and/or phrases that make me cringe when I hear them.
I love to watch gameshows.
I'm just like everyone else...
Caffeine is terrible.
I need to shave.
In person, I'm very private.
On LiveJournal, I'm very open.
In person, I'm very open.
On livejournal, I'm very obscure.
I cannot sleep in.
I hate being told how to do things that I know perfectly well how to do.
I enjoy foreplay way more than sex itself.
I can run a five-minute mile.
1,000 sit ups is an easy task.
I don't do dairy.
Pink Floyd.
My eyesight is better than my hearing.
"Hate" is a word I use a lot.
I'm a stereotypical teenager.
I think about death a lot.
I can't wait until I have kids.
I am rarely bored.
I collect Beanie Babies.
I sleep on a waterbed.
I am/was in Water Polo.
I hate to read.
I lie more than I breathe. But I’ll never admit it. Outside of here, of course.
I have a new crush every week.
I sing very well.
A shower sounds really good right now.
I talk to Smarterchild on AIM.
My friends make me drawings.
I am respected at school/work/wherever.
Most of my friends are depressed.
I own a car I do not drive.
Cartoons, that's all I watch.
I love it when my friends are happy.
I read the Da Vinci Code.
I'm Jewish.
Pasta is my favorite.
My cat's name is Fluffy.
I am intimidating.
I know all most of the songs in A Nightmare Before Christmas by heart.
The glass is half-empty.
I say "That's gay" a lot.
I am a very light sleeper.
I hug all my friends.
I feel dumb whenever I make typos.
I can't dance.
Rap is the only true horrible music. Partly true. I find most music dumb.
Lightning frightens me.
I wish I were cooler.
I hate buying things for my girlfriend/boyfriend.
Foreign movies irritate me.
I always use semicolons.
I wear a lot of makeup.
I'm homosexual.
I'm bisexual.
Drugs help me cope with things.
I have cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend.
I hate shirts with writing on them. How tacky.
My cellphone ringtone is some popular song.
I like Green Day.
I wear a lot of jewelry.
My friends tell me everything.
Math isn't my favorite subject, but I'm good at it.
I have been physically taken advantage of.
I'm obsessed with lj.
I celebrate my pets' birthdays.
I've been hit on by homosexuals.
There is something I am addicted to.
I have a lot of zits on my face.
I hate watching the movie if I haven't read/finished the book.
I don't have a MySpace.
My parents are restrictive. With reason.
Sex-scenes are my favorite.
I hate the smell of gasoline.
I've watched Barney.
My favorite store in the mall is the bookstore.
By trying to be "nonconformist," I look like everyone else.
I'm putting off something.
Techno is a pleasure.
I like Ska.
People say I'm funny.
A friend of mine is named Claire.
I hate all of my ex boyfriends/girlfriends.
I ride a motorcycle.
I'm a stickler for grammar.
I dye my hair.
People judge me.
Gigantic sweatshirts = love.
This survey is kinda neat.
I never wear my hair down.
I judge other people based on the music they listen to.
I'm nosy.
Fire is so beautiful.
I'd be better off alone.
I've consumed alcohol.
I've run away from home.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I collect comic books.
I am shorter than 5'5".
I think I'm ugly.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I open up to others easily.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I watch the news. Read. Not watch.
I own over 5 rap CDs.
I own an iPod or MP3 player.
I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
I own something from Hot Topic.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on e-bay.
I love Disney Movies.
I am a sucker for hair/eyes.
I don't kill bugs.
I curse regularly.
I paid for that cell phone ring.
I am a sports fanatic.
I have "x"s in my screen name.
I've slipped out an "lol" in a real conversation.
I love Spam.
I bake well.
I would wear pajamas to school.
I own something from Abercrombie.
I have a job.
I love Martha Stewart.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I am self-conscious.
I like to laugh.
I smoke a pack a day.
I Liked Perks of Being a Wallflower.
I Liked Go Ask Alice.
I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills.
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
I eat fast food weekly.
I have scars.
I believe in ghosts.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I have to see a therapist.
I have taken anti-depressants.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I am comfortable with being me.
I play video games.
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm married.
Gotten lost in your city.
Saw a shooting star.
Wished on a shooting star.
Saw a meteor shower.
I had a serious surgery.
Gone out in public in your pajamas.
I have kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Laughed and had milk or another drink come out of your nose.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
Made out in an elevator.
Swore at your parents.
Kicked a guy where it hurts.
Been close to love.
Been to a casino.
Been skydiving.
Broken a bone.
Played spin the bottle.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
Bitten someone.
Been to Niagara Falls.
Gotten the chicken pox.
Crashed into a friend's car.
Been to Japan.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
Stole something from your job.
Gone on a blind date.
Had a crush on a teacher.
Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
Slept with a co-worker.
Been married.
Gotten divorced.
Had children.
Been to Africa.
Been to Canada.
Been to Mexico.
Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Thrown up in a bar.
Eaten Sushi.
Been snowboarding.
Met someone in person from the internet.
Been to a moto cross show.
Lost a child.
Gone to college.
Graduated college.
Miss someone right now.
Taken painkillers when you didn't need them.
Woke up crying.
Peed from laughing.
Had sex in a car.
Had sex in public.
Had sex in the bathroom.
Had sex in a sibling's bed.
Had sex in a parent's bed.
(((OOC: Since this character isn't approved yet, she's not going to be able to do threads yet. Hopefully when White_siren comes back...? :D )))