CELEBRATION!
Dear God,
Thank you for answering my prayers and sending Bellatrix Black away. You are indeed All Mighty. If it's not too much trouble, I would also like for Regulus Black to ask me out for Valentines. I already have an outfit ready. Just a few hours at Madame Puddifoots will be suffice. I've heard things about that place and I've always wanted to see for myself.
Very grateful,
Dolores Jane Umbridge.
PS. Gilderoy wants me to pray for his horse.
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This must be the happiest day of my life.