I am a patient person.

[_hemhem]

Thank you, Mister Avery, for finally going away. I could not believe the amount of time you have forced your presence upon me. I can now breathe again. Men are disgusting creatures. Worse than cats, I think. At least all cats do is shed and occationally claw up the furniture. They don't go around being obnoxious about it

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[_hemhem]

You are drunk. You are, in fact, a lot of things, most of which are undesirable, but at the moment you are drunk.

[poison_infrench]

Men aren't all bad. And cats are most certainly worse.

I also don't think any of those are worth wishing someone death over. I can't actually believe you took the time to think it over too.

[_hemhem]

The murder of cats is not punishable by the wizarding law.

You mistake me, professor. The things I have listed here are only a small part of a series of dire faults Bellatrix has commited against me.

[poison_infrench]

No, but it is by school rules. Wilful damage of other's property, I believe.

Yes, but still not worth wishing someone death over.

[_hemhem]

Thankfully, slapping a man/ boy/ single-celled organism is not against school rules.

Clearly, you have not been around Bellatrix as long as I have.

[_hemhem]

You are very much mistaken, Avery. Deep down...

... I am not comfortable with you thinking about me 'deep down'.

And do not call me that.