Only in Portland...

[_hemogoblin_]

So I woke up to move my car to a garage, and none were open. As I was trying to pay for a 5 hour parking sticker, this gentleman walks up, noticing I'm smoking a cigarette. "I'll give you a kiwi for a cigarette, man." And now I have a kiwi

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[djzoom]

"He then asked me where I live, and started talking about how clairvoyant he is."

then why did he ASK where you lived?
..he should have TOLD you where you lived!