Today

[_horrorscopes]

is just one of those days where you should stay inside. this means i should go out and do something. it's time to throw down the books and get a forty. my tongue was blue yesterday and i'm not sure why. i think i was sexually assulted by a smurf. i could go into that and gross you all out, but i think i'll keep my sick fetish's to myself. does

Comments

[shredmyaxe]

I will heed the battle call.

[i_cant_define]

that depends, can you swing a sack of doorknobs?

[lauraxrae]

i work for free!