A tarantula fighting with a crab? I'm not even kidding. It was the strangest, dream ever on the planet of weird dreams ( Read more... )

"The New Goat Handbook" ???? Really ???? Just naming a "book" that seems wrong.

And yet I still fill the jar...
I am such a disgusting sap sometimes it's difficult and tedious to keep under wraps..Days like yesterday I should be shot for being such a "girl". :)

Give me the most priceless of gorgeous, amiable, charming, brilliant men.. and in my hands they unabashedly become the most fickle, caustic, disloyal, astucious players to have ever lived..

amazing.

Life is just too fucking short... I'm knocking this reservation crap off as of now... I never gave a flying fuck before and I am returning those previous sentiments.. I was fine then ( Read more... )

I am the biggest hypocrite ( Read more... )

I got awesome shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rich: Hey, do you need a cellulite brush ( Read more... )

..."Joey, baby - don’t get crazy
Detours. fences... I get defensive
I know you’ve heard it all before -
So I don’t say it anymore
I just stand by and watch you
Fight your secret war.
Although I used to wonder why -
I used to cry till I was dry.
Still sometimes I get a strange pain
Inside
Oh, joey, if you’re hurting so am i"...

Warum macht ich erscheine, jedes zu sein, entkommt von Realität?