i don't fuckin know! do you remember who you're talkin to?
Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, I'm from Ohio and I ain't never had a girlfriend for more than a few weeks. I dont know shit about no anniversaries, mannnn.
Holy fuck though. You two have been together for how long?!?!?! CHRIST. i never thought you had it in you, BamBam. Like, seriously bro, I thought you were just gonna go through life fuckin as many girls as you could and sort of ignoring the idea of having a girlfriend, and you've been shacked up with a guy for a whole year.
and i am not fucking cockwhipped. fuck you very much, by the way. i love him is all.
yeah well. barely. hmph.
... he said to just send him booze but i cant find any way to do that on the internet and i dont want to ask Tulip to do it cuz he'd probably find a way to turn it into some horrible request that means i don't love ville as much as he does and i don't deserve him at all blah blah blah.
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i don't fuckin know! do you remember who you're talkin to?
Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, I'm from Ohio and I ain't never had a girlfriend for more than a few weeks. I dont know shit about no anniversaries, mannnn.
Holy fuck though. You two have been together for how long?!?!?! CHRIST. i never thought you had it in you, BamBam. Like, seriously bro, I thought you were just gonna go through life fuckin as many girls as you could and sort of ignoring the idea of having a girlfriend, and you've been shacked up with a guy for a whole year.
Jeeeesus.
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Yeah. A year. Fucking scary, huh? Christ. It feels like a few weeks. And then again it feels like forever.
And I miss him more now. Thanks for that, asswipe.
Come on, bro, you gotta have some ideas!
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you are so soppy about him, bam. its fucking ridiculous. not to mention the fact that you're totally cockwhipped.
sorry dude. you're still alive.
i dunno, bam, why dont you just like, I dunno, tape yourself jackin off in that kilt thing of yours and send it to him. I dont know what he'd like...
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and i am not fucking cockwhipped. fuck you very much, by the way. i love him is all.
yeah well. barely. hmph.
... he said to just send him booze but i cant find any way to do that on the internet and i dont want to ask Tulip to do it cuz he'd probably find a way to turn it into some horrible request that means i don't love ville as much as he does and i don't deserve him at all blah blah blah.
plus i dont think ville needs any more booze.
argh. i dont KNOW.
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