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[_iknowjack]

Hi kids! Let me reintroduce myself. I'm Jack Sloper, the unofficial giver of the unofficial Gryffindor of the Week Award.

This week the award goes to ANY GRYFFINDOR NOT IN LOVE WITH A SLYTHERIN! People, Gryffies hate Slythies and Slythies hate Gryffies. Why are you all suddenly pining after one another?! Is this some school-wide practical

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[_harry_p_]

You know what?
That's rubbish.

How can you possibly think that someone has a choice over who they fall in love with?

[_iknowjack]

Well, I know that most people don't quite fall in love with assholes and considering that most of the Slytherins have been assholes to most of the Gryffindors since day one, I'd figure that a Gryffindor would not fall in love with a Slytherin.

Are you in love with one, Harry? Is it Bletchley? Or perhaps Greengrass? Maybe Nott? Do tell.

[_harry_p_]

Ah, come off it, Jack.

Look, we might not agree on this, but you'd have to be completely thick to think I'd fall in love with any of those pricks or...her.

And whether or not I'm in love with someone really isn't the point.

[_iknowjack]

Okay, I apologize for my snarky comment. However, I am tired of cleaning up the common room and finding all this gushy, disgusting poetry addressed to Slytherins.

[_jaden]

Mmhmm. And let's keep it that way.

I love the way you think ;)

[_iknowjack]

Well, I love you, so that's alright.

Re: ooc

[_iknowjack]

Kevin Zegers. He was in Transamerica.

[x_dean_thomas_x]

Score! I get a second award. ;)

[_iknowjack]

Jeez, you're just on a roll, aren't you?

[x_dean_thomas_x]

You bet I am.

Don't I get an award for getting the most awards so far?